Sweet Coco - plain and uninspiring in every way (Heathrow hotel)

[HappyJack]

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The title of my review effectively describes the location, the girl and the meet in general, which happened earlier this week.

I had spotted on AW that English_Amby was touring London but she was fully booked by the time I reached her. As I was now in the mood, I searched and finally found Coco as an alternative petite and supposedly curvy ebony girl, with a few positive UKP reviews, and decided to make the drive to Heathrow.  Surprisingly my route didn't take me past any cash machines so I had to detour to find one, meaning I arrived late to the hotel. Once there I texted for the room number, knocked on the door, and then ... silence. It turns out there are 2 locations of the same anonymous budget chain hotel a mile apart on Bath Rd. Coco had actually given me the right address but Waze led me to the wrong one. A poor start and the rest of my experience was no better.

When booking, I wasn't sure whether I'd stay for 1/2 hr (£80) or 1 hr (£130) which Coco was fine with. Feeling guilty that I was now going to be over 30minutes late I apologised and told her that I'd definitely stay for an hour.

The Girl: I immediately regretted my offer once the door had opened, and closed, and Coco revealed herself to me.  I found her decidedly unattractive facially. Her body was a little on the chubby side, the one high point being Coco's shapely bottom (see pic below). The boobs certainly weren't the advertised D cup but were actually rather formless apart from long protruding nipples. The profile pics are genuine though she's probably gained a little weight since.

The Meet: What followed was a quickly quaffed glass of prosecco mixed with some chat - mostly by Coco about Coco and soon forgotten. I initiated the action by undressing us both, a bit of light kissing (not sure if DFK is on offer but I wasn't interested). Things improved with some lengthy and pretty decent owo. Sex was uninspiring with Coco quiet and rather uninvolved, but ultimately successful.  After more pointless chat only uplifted by more prosecco I showered and left with 10 minutes to spare. Wasn't interested in a 2nd round.

I've given this a neutral rating as the communications were fine, Coco is actually intelligent, friendly and polite (which I'd trade for sexy) and the services offered were provided with no extras.  But I can't give it a positive and won't return.


 

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[Dopedj]

I think In her previous reviews the posters were being polite on how she looked facially. I’m not being rude , Nigerian women are not tht attractive but their banging bodies makes up for it 

[HappyJack]

I think In her previous reviews the posters were being polite on how she looked facially. I’m not being rude , Nigerian women are not tht attractive but their banging bodies makes up for it 

That would be unfortunate if previous punters were just being polite. This forum is meant to provide no holds barred, honest reviews as opposed to the fluffy ones on AW where punters are afraid to leave negative feedback in fear of getting the same back from the sp. As for Nigerian women, I hate to generalise and in this case it's a shame there was no banging body!

[Lee_B]

I saw her a few weeks ago. (New member, still haven't figured out how to write a review yet). I agree her face wasn't the best and she does need a bit of direction. But she performed well and there was absolutely no clockwatching. Her attitude was a bit shy but after awhile we were chatting quite comfortably. After some of the horror stories at least she was pleasent

[daviemac]

I saw her a few weeks ago. (New member, still haven't figured out how to write a review yet). I agree her face wasn't the best and she does need a bit of direction. But she performed well and there was absolutely no clockwatching. Her attitude was a bit shy but after awhile we were chatting quite comfortably. After some of the horror stories at least she was pleasent

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[Lee_B]

Thank you very much. I'll get right on it for this WG. Cheers

[JustaPunter]

I think In her previous reviews the posters were being polite on how she looked facially. I’m not being rude , Nigerian women are not tht attractive but their banging bodies makes up for it 

Have you actually visited Coco?

Any other pathetic stereotypes you would like to attempt to enforce?

Are you seriously trying to suggest all Nigerian women look the same and have the same figure?