Ladypenelope1 - Hershey Highway - Surrey

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Limited intel on here, same on Awank.  Read Willabee's review from last year:

Had a rager & didn't fancy getting a R&T at the local chinese
Made some enquiries in the vicinity & jack shit responses
I'm thinking i fancy a milf with a big rack, as Willabee referenced

LP's reply to my text was rapid
Organized an hour piece of piss for a couple of hours later
Very good comms, all by text
Easy parking just round the corner from her gaff in [free] a visitors bay.  No problemo

Am with Willabee on the pics, ish.  Either donkeys old or a close match ish, with some ageing factored in
Magic door treatment & inside greeted by a milf with tatts & a massive rack
As for size 8 i don't think so.  More a 10 especially with the rack
No probs as common for Awank size deflation

Went for an hour at a ton fity
Asked what i'd like - went for a bit of a HJ / OTW combo followed by sublime OWO
Felt in the mood for a plunge in the clunge
Nodder went on with a BJ, nice & LP climbed aboard
Her massive rack bouncing around & the sap was rising so suggested a switch of position into mish
So i could control things more
A nice tight minge & she seems to like a pounding, but no theatrics
Legs round my back pulling me in
CIM on the menu so settled for another oily TW OWO edging session for the finale
LP responded very well to me directing proceedings to build things up / ease em down
Maybe 8 or 10x with some OWO HJ combo edging
The clock was ticking - me looking at my easy to read [at a very quick glance] punting watch - not her mentioning
Ended up 1st couple of spurts over her rack then she dived on with her gob
Think the 3rd & 4th spurts caught her off guard but she carried on going, then slowly easing the tempo down
I said something like wow my head is spinning & she replied along the lines of where did that come from, you hit the back of my throat
I'm thinking   

Photos a bit iffy but overall a decent session
Especially the finale
Lingo not issue as british & good banter along the way
LP is deffo a fun milfy burd
& came across as an experienced & reliable SP
No clock watching, it was thunderbirds are go on about the hour & abs. no rush to vacate the premises
Deffo safe hands for a newer UKP'er finding his punting boots
None of the BF bollox that Willabee endured
A low positive, would have been higher if more representative pics

Have banged a few civvy milfs like her
Reck if you were with her on a longer session she could shag you to within an inch of your life
& you'd have some fun along the way

Would i recommend ?
If you like milfs tits & tatts, just don't set expectation level too high & you could be pleasantly surprised

Revisit ?
Not a no, but will leave a good while
Plenty more ....
Reck on 2nd / subsequent visits if she 'likes' you & you press the right buttons she could really give it the beans
If so hang on & good luck ! 

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review. Why the "Hershey Highway" reference? I assumed you had banged her in the ass but seems like you didn't.

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Not my thang & didn't ask.  Reck she might if you ask nicely, maybe not on 1st sesh 

HH = Hersham, Surrey geezer speaks

Profile mentions Weybridge, figuring better known & posher-er

Her gaff is on the Weybridge minge fringes [just]

Cheers for the review. Why the "Hershey Highway" reference? I assumed you had banged her in the ass but seems like you didn't.

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FD, fuck me sideways, 7 reviews between 26 & 28 July 
Hope you didn't suffer from writer's cramp !
If not for these i would have been ahead of you on the review count
I have two in draft waiting for the dust to settle, so to write

[Fuzzyduck]

FD, fuck me sideways, 7 reviews between 26 & 28 July 
Hope you didn't suffer from writer's cramp !
If not for these i would have been ahead of you on the review count
I have two in draft waiting for the dust to settle, so to write

Yeah I've only just started punting again so been on a bit of a gorge over the last month. You've not hung around this year either this year. Good times.
I remember the previous review on this one and her going on about her BF. Can't be doing with that. I imagine her BF getting pissed off because she complained all the time. That said, I could be tempted if she had a reasonable P&D rate.

[Stevelondon]

How old would you guesstimate. ?

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I had read bout the BF bollox
So didn't ask any questions
Didn't want any chance of a convo starting bout her
& LP didn't initiate anything other than for some banter
Anyways LP didn't have that much time to do any complaining, her lips were locked onto littleWP

As for P&D then 1/2 hour at 130, i don't think so
A ton fifty for the hour is pushing it, tho easy to arrange meet up & not too much travel
I factor in both when deciding which burd to go for, as don't wanna be faffing around
Would be tempted @ 80 for the OWO & then CIM finale
Cant see her offering P&D, LP seems like a reliable mature seasoned pro

Yeah I've only just started punting again so been on a bit of a gorge over the last month. You've not hung around this year either this year. Good times.
I remember the previous review on this one and her going on about her BF. Can't be doing with that. I imagine her BF getting pissed off because she complained all the time. That said, I could be tempted if she had a reasonable P&D rate.

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Early to mid 40s [usual Awank modus operandi winding the clock back by 5 years or more]
If you saw her on an evening out you would deffo notice her
& think she looks like a norty one

How old would you guesstimate. ?

[Circusboy]

FD, fuck me sideways, 7 reviews between 26 & 28 July 
Hope you didn't suffer from writer's cramp !
If not for these i would have been ahead of you on the review count
I have two in draft waiting for the dust to settle, so to write

It will be writers cramp and certainly not wankers cramp, there’s not enough time for wanking and punting for this gent.

Great review!

[enjoyedthat]

Webpunter - you are a legend, another great report. Thanks!

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Perhaps the review put a certain sheen / gloss on the session
Yes positive, but a low one
My mammaries of the session are:  good fun, tits, tats, OWO & CIM [back of the throat with a stray cumshot  ]
I ain't gonna be scouring Awank checking on when her green light is on

Which is unlike a review to follow on another 'surrey session', 2nd in the queue
Will arrange soon as poss for a revisit for this particular burd
Think:  rat - drainpipe - up - a - like - a [  ]

[Waterhouse]

Perhaps the review put a certain sheen / gloss on the session
Yes positive, but a low one
My mammaries of the session are:  good fun, tits, tats, OWO & CIM [back of the throat with a stray cumshot  ]
I ain't gonna be scouring Awank checking on when her green light is on

Which is unlike a review to follow on another 'surrey session', 2nd in the queue
Will arrange soon as poss for a revisit for this particular burd
Think:  rat - drainpipe - up - a - like - a [  ]

Nice one, WP.  How does she rate in the mooey dept.?  Looking her age (mid-40s) or younger or older? How’d you call it?

Cheers.

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Nice one, WP.  How does she rate in the mooey dept.?  Looking her age (mid-40s) or younger or older? How’d you call it?

Cheers.

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As there is an F1 thread on here, my guess is Hamilton's car number

[Waterhouse]

As there is an F1 thread on here, my guess is Hamilton's car number

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Same as boat race.... face.  What would you rate LP out of ten?  Do you reckon she looks older or younger than her real age (mid 40s I’d bet)? 

Not into huge bolt-ons at all - bit of a turn off tbh, but if she looks above ave. and delivers a good edging, then may be worth a try given she’s fairly local.

Cheers.

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Ah - ha
Pleased you added face after boat race, i would never have guessed 

Mid 40s as you mention
Looks bout her age
One of those boat races [& bods], which if you saw her in civvy clobber on a night out, would spell 'utter filth'
It's in the eyes
For me its the type of milf i would chase after, but at the same time with some trepidation as to what might lie ahead

I like milfs, enhanced racks & tatts
plus british, good banter & a certain way about her
Don't think she has massive bolt ons, a big rack in the 1st place, which has been added too, so overall pretty large & heavy 
Not gonna rush back but at some point, especially if other options limited & a rager, i can feel the urge surfacing again

As you find huge bolts ons / rackage a turn-off then maybe look elsewhere
However LP does respond well to what you are looking / ask for, an experienced pro
Just gotta make things clear what you like, not " i don't mind " type response
Was very good at stop start edging [hand & OWO], she carried on a couple of times just a fraction longer which had me squirming
I somehow kept things under control - just - phew TFFT

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Same as boat race.... face.  What would you rate LP out of ten?  Do you reckon she looks older or younger than her real age (mid 40s I’d bet)? 

Not into huge bolt-ons at all - bit of a turn off tbh, but if she looks above ave. and delivers a good edging, then may be worth a try given she’s fairly local.

Cheers.

[Dazz1976]

So the photos are definitely pinched form Insta model Jessica weaver. But if she has the same look fair play daaamn.

Might have to pay her a visit.

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[Waterhouse]

So the photos are definitely pinched form Insta model Jessica weaver. But if she has the same look fair play daaamn.

Might have to pay her a visit.

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Sterling detective work 

Yes, the three main profile pics look to be Jessicakes.  The others in the gallery though look diff i.e. tatts don’t look the same.

Pisses me off no end when SPs do this.

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Fine detetctive work, Morse would be proud

Read my comment on the pics in the review
+ the other review on here
Same = nope, not really close either
Was kinda expecting this tho

Can you imagine how much JessicaW could charge ? 
Lost in tits 

So the photos are definitely pinched form Insta model Jessica weaver. But if she has the same look fair play daaamn.

Might have to pay her a visit.

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[Ronald Trump]

Excellent review. You mention size 10 - much body fat? Or a toned size 10?

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Curvy rather than toned

Excellent review. You mention size 10 - much body fat? Or a toned size 10?