Charlotte-Anal (touring Newcastle)

[neweewee]

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The general advice on this site is to take the reviews as just someone’s personal opinion. At the time I went to see her (and currently), she had 6 reviews - 4 negative, 1 neutral, and 1 positive. The positive and neutral were more recent, so with only really 1 negative, I thought it couldn’t be too bad.

As anal is something I’ve always wanted to try, I booked an hour with Charlotte at £160. This was back in February. We met at a city centre hotel during her tour of Newcastle.

Texts were fine. She told me the name of the hotel. Gave me the room number when I got to reception, and went straight up.

The other reviewers have called her fat. I don’t think she was. A bit on the big side, but I’ve found women bigger than her attractive, so I didn’t have a problem with that. Tattoos are not for me, but it’s her body.

The only thing I didn’t like was that she kept the TV on all the time (Big Bang Theory!). She said it was because of people next door hearing. I trust her on this, as I’ve stayed at a fair few hotels where you can hear your surroundings!

I asked on the texts if I could use her shower, so I had a shower first. No issues there, but this was when the fun started. I obviously wanted anal, so I asked if we could do that.

She said that we had to do vaginal sex first! She was bent over, and I was giving it to her doggy style for what seemed like ages. I asked again when we’d do the anal, and she said she wanted to carry on as she was.

By this time, my erection seemed to fade, so I just asked for a HJ. I lay down, and to make things more fun, went to play with her tits. It must have been a bad operation as they were still sore! Like another reviewer, I was told to flush the condom down the toilet.

I left unhappy and feeling like I’d wasted £160.

[The Outsider]

You're right that reviews are just a personal opinion.  However, with 4 red ones out 6, I think it's safe to say that a theme had been established!

Optimism is one thing, but you can't have been surprised? Anyway, thanks for the review that adds to the theme!

[neweewee]

You're right that reviews are just a personal opinion.  However, with 4 red ones out 6, I think it's safe to say that a theme had been established!

Optimism is one thing, but you can't have been surprised? Anyway, thanks for the review that adds to the theme!

Fair enough. I think I’ll definitely be more cautious in future.

[FLYING BLUE]

I was told to flush the condom down the toilet.

Thanks for the review

Not only was the booking a waste of money, I find this behaviour (in bold above) abhorrent as someone who volunteers to clean up our rivers & waterways.....

[MagpieToon]

If you want great Anal then I highly recommend External Link/Members Only because she takes it like an absolute trooper!

But cheers, she has been on my hotlist for a while and I was waiting to see if someone else took the plunge due to the amount of negatives.

[portable]

I was told to flush the condom down the toilet.

Thanks for the review

Not only was the booking a waste of money, I find this behaviour (in bold above) abhorrent as someone who volunteers to clean up our rivers & waterways.....

Agree. Just wrap the fucking thing up in tissues and put it in the bin.

Sounds like she has paranoia issues that she needs help with.