Why oh my did I do this. Went out for a few ales and felt a little horney with a few quid in my pocket, was near Old Market anyway and last time I went in Central was poor so thought I'd give the place on the other side further up the road a go, not been there for at least 10 years and am now reminded why. Went in and 2 ladies available, both Rom's in mid 30's I'd guess (review needs to be taken through several pints of Stella being taken earlier). Settled for the larger of the 2 as tits to me at that stage looked magnificent, certain she gave name as Marie but could have been Mary or a variant. Led to the room and told £50. Bargin. Stripped off and she was back within a couple of minutes to start a very poor massage, within a minute she was asking about extras, asked what you got for the 50 and it was just this crap rub, £30 for oral, £30 for her naked, even more for sex. Should have cut my losses and gone but stumped up an extra 60 notes for her to take her top off and give one of the worst blowies I've ever had, every 3 seconds her giving it pay extra for sex baybeeeee, small part booze, mostly service there was no chance of me finishing with this oral, got her to stop and wanked myself off in front of her. I feel sad writing this, know should never think of punting after a drink but will never darken their door again. Very poor. Anyway lesson learned, onwards and upwards.
