Naughty Sexy Honey – WokingExternal Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyMeet date: Mid September 2021
Context: I rather enjoy writing reviews. And I love Latinas. And I am bored and horny.
So I scan through AW. As usual there is a lot of "too good to be true" Latinas with no reviews either on there or on here. Maybe I should play it safe and turn to a regular? But then I will miss out on the fun of writing a review. And the rush of excitement wondering what she will be like. And I feel reckless. So I decide to go for a shot in the dark – what some of you call TOFTT.
I settle on Naughty Sexy Honey. She looks good. Her photos are not over photoshopped. And someone has spent some time on her profile. I have a chance… right?
Haha. Who am I kidding? No reviews. And a Latina. It is going to be a disaster. Not only I am going to waste ££££ but also the Punting Gods will punish me for failing to learn the most basic of lessons…
Comms:I call her. She answers straight away. Her English is basic at best. We are struggling to understand each other. My Spanish is worse than her English. So we try messaging. And that works. In fact, she is now quite chatty. We agree half an hour later in the afternoon. She is still messaging me… I ignore her.
I arrive 5 mins early. I call her. (not the real details here)
“Lift 1”
“What?”
“Lift 1, 7”
“Apartment 1?”
“No”
Fucking hell. This is going to be a disaster. I am thinking about aborting. This is a crazy idea.
“Message me”
The message comes through “Flat 7, floor 1”. Clear as day.
Press the buzzer. Straight in. Up the stairs and the flat is right in front of me. And the door opens as I approach…
Price: £70 for half an hour. Probably out in 25 mins.
Usual Latina extras. I decline them all.
Venue/Room: One of the newish apartment blocks in the centre of Woking. Parking is limited to the car parks dotted around the centre of Woking. I walked 5 minutes.
It is your normal nondescript first floor flat with very little decoration and terrible lighting. The room is clean and a reasonable size with a small bathroom which is slightly overflowing with gels, shampoos and soaps. But there is a clean towel and hot water.
Patricia:Woohoo. I love it when this happens. She is the woman in the photos. And they are accurate. She is probably a bit older and there has been a bit of photoshopping. But she is as advertised.
Probably 30s. Size 8-10. Maybe a little less than average height. Great tits. Big Ass. Lovely olive skin. Silky hair. A classic Columbiana.
And she is fun. Laughing. Smiling. She is relaxed. Playful. And appreciative that I am clean, respectful and obviously enjoying being with her. Her English is not great but she tries hard and we understand each other in the end. It is easy to be with her.
The meet: She meets me in simple black lingerie and heels. And we go straight through to the bedroom. Money is simple and uncomplicated. We are complementing each other and laughing. We both stand in front of the mirror and she likes it. She thinks we look good together. I am having fun. She calls me James Bond.
Then she looks up and kisses me. I kiss her back. She says kissing is extra. I decline.
We are stroking and rubbing against each other. My cock in her hand. She kisses my neck and then my nipples. She looks up and gently kisses me. I go with it. She seems to have forgotten her rules. Is it theft or fraud if she initiates it?
It is all quite urgent from her. She is still calling me James Bond. And then she is down on her knees. The condom is on. Of course, OWO is extra. I decline again. She is good. Taking all of me but also lots of kissing and licking. Everything gets some attention. I need to slow down.
We move to the bed. She is touching herself. Her pussy is good. Not as lovely as some but it tastes great. She clearly likes James Bond down there. She is responding. And then she is saying “Sex, sex, sex”. I don’t really get it. Then “Penetration, penetration, penetration”. Now I do understand. I am thinking “Ok but this is moving a bit too quick”.
She is insistent. So we are in missionary. I am an old man. I like it slow and gentle. She is grinding and bucking. Full of energy. She is telling me that she is fucking James Bond. I am laughing. Also I am slightly disconcerted by her energy. Isn’t this supposed to be about me?
We move to cowgirl. Maybe she’ll slow down. She doesn’t. If anything, she is more energised. She looks great. But I can’t cope. I cum. She looks at me as if to say “What the fuck”. I feel like saying “what did you expect after that performance”. We are 20 minutes in.
We lay there for a bit. It is nice. We are trying to communicate. I am relaxed. She is playful. Gently stroking me. I think about trying for another round but I done. It is not realistic. She is still banging on about James Bond. I think I should go.
I am out of there in 25 minutes. I feel good and I am laughing about the review I will write about her.
I love Latinas. They are fucking crazy.
Would I see her again?I would definitely recommend her. And yes I would see her again. I enjoyed her a lot.
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