Woodford Health - massage - South Woodford

[pewpewpew]

£30 half hour + £40 b2b

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Went here a few weeks back after work. I called them up and asked if I could have a shower before the massage and they said no problem so I arranged a time.

Parked in adjacent street using Ringo to pay for parking. Massage shop itself is on a residential street so stands out a bit but not many people around so wasn't very indiscreet or anything

Paid my moneys and led to a room with a shower and left to it. Shower was a bit dank and got a pube stuck to my hand from the shower head but water was warm and had nice pressure.

While getting out of the shower the girl walks in and looks at my naked body and says "oh nice". I got a semi straight away as she was wearing a mini dress and had quite nice boobs all squeezed together.

Got onto the table and a half decent massage began. Got the feeling that she's an enthusiastic amateur rather than a trained masseuse but as always I'm not there for a back rub so not too upset. A few cc swipes and asked to turn over after not too long.

Asks if I want extras and what I want etc. I never normally go for b2b but her boobs did look excellent so I went for it at £40 extra. For that I got her naked, got to suck on her boobs, got a tirwank and had her rubbing her body on mine. Kept getting on and off the table so let's call it a half b2b?

Finished with a handjob and directed my jizz onto her tits which was nice. But of time left so gave me a foot massage then I left

Don't know her name but she said that she works Tuesdays and Saturdays.

Not the best ever but definitely not bad. Will return on a different day to check out another girl

[sparkus]

The last one I saw there had a similar roster, short tight dress and dyed blonde hair?

Wouldn't say she had much up top but experience was otherwise identical to yours with a little RO thrown in.

[arrow0404]

I have driven past this place before , it’s literally plonked in the middle of residential streets, no shops near by.

I have always wondered if fully service is available there.

[sparkus]

I have driven past this place before , it’s literally plonked in the middle of residential streets, no shops near by.

I have always wondered if fully service is available there.

This shop has been there years and one or two I've seen there used to work in nearby flats for b2b before that.

Women and extras offered are very variable, which is frustrating. I'm surprised by the intel above as they never seem to have the same staff.  Some on the roster have offered FS but I've not been back much since before lockdown to compare. I quite like the location as it's discreet and has parking.

I would point out that there's CCTV throughout

[PeterJ]

I have driven past this place before , it’s literally plonked in the middle of residential streets, no shops near by.

I have always wondered if fully service is available there.

Yes, some of the SPs offer full service, and some owo, but by no means all.

[Rama7519]

Can confirm Fs available - was there two weeks ago. Got a BJ for 60 + standard 30. Fs was 80 for 30 mins

[indianpussyguy]

Are the girls lookers?

[Hansolo69]

How would you guys rate the masseuses?
Young / old, slim / chunky?

[sparkus]

Can confirm Fs available - was there two weeks ago. Got a BJ for 60 + standard 30. Fs was 80 for 30 mins

Any chance of a review?
I always at least drop something into the massage shops thread whenever I visit here.

[sparkus]

How would you guys rate the masseuses?
Young / old, slim / chunky?

Usual mid 40s and not much meat on them on my experience.
Have met two you could call curvy here, one had big rack, the other not as big as I'd hoped.
Best experience was a late 40s size 12 who enjoyed being devoured below.

[PeterJ]

How would you guys rate the masseuses?
Young / old, slim / chunky?

30s/40s Chinese milf type, slim but not super skinny, nearly always wearing minidress, sometimes tights (that have been removed at the start of the massage as a huge clue that more is on offer!), madam herself occasionally offers services, she’s older but gives a great massage, and once, in a moment of confusion when I misheard her and thought she asked me to begin on my back, I had a happy beginning and ending for the same price.
Usual 20/30/40 on offer, although the SP normally asks what you usually pay.

[sparkus]

30s/40s Chinese milf type, slim but not super skinny, nearly always wearing minidress, sometimes tights (that have been removed at the start of the massage as a huge clue that more is on offer!), madam herself occasionally offers services, she’s older but gives a great massage, and once, in a moment of confusion when I misheard her and thought she asked me to begin on my back, I had a happy beginning and ending for the same price.
Usual 20/30/40 on offer, although the SP normally asks what you usually pay.

That's a spot on assessment, at least of current situation.
When it first opened you had the bonkers manageress and a combination of Chinese, EE and occasionally Thai staff.

[pewpewpew]

How would you guys rate the masseuses?
Young / old, slim / chunky?

I only saw the one but she was early thirties I'd say and probably size 10 with decent tits. Mini skirt etc but from other replies here it looks like they all wear the same uniform

[Rama7519]

Any chance of a review?
I always at least drop something into the massage shops thread whenever I visit here.

Apologies been busy with work but will write up one today.

[sparkus]

Seems I did review this chick: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2966706#msg2966706