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External Link/Members OnlyOk - so the horn got the better of me - again! - but I thought I would sample one of the batch of Brazilians who seem to have flooded Aberdeen this past days and weeks. My head told me it was a mistake but I went through with it anyway. Emillly (sic?) has a lovely profile and the pics looked great so initial comms were via WhatsApp. The usual ‘yes, baby’ pish in reply but she sent a pre-written message with her rates, extras and even a photo. The extras only mentioned anal at £50 extra and i even asked if OWO and DFK were inclusive. ‘Yes baby’ came the reply - I should have known better!
Address given was no surprise as a tenement flat in George St and time was arranged to suit both parties. On arrival, I messaged and was given a thorough description of which apartment to buzz along with photos of the actual door and doormat I was looking to find - great start!
Slight delay in opening the door and Emilly appeared from within - first impressions were good. Age looked about right and it may have even been the girl in the photos. Entry gained and the all purveying smell of weed was evident as we made our way to a reasonable sized room with decent size bed. Paperwork exchanged and it was evident that her English was not great but enough to get by - cash stashed in the kitchen and a unintelligible conversation with one of her female colleagues delayed things by a few minutes. I had plumped for 30 mins as i was short of time for the princely sum of £80.
back came Emilly and the flouncy robe she was wearing came off to reveal a cracking body ensconced in skimpy underwear. Off came the bra and the fake tits were decent at first glance. The first real alarm bell rand when the condom drawer was opened and a selection made before I had shed a garment. She indicated I should lose the trousers and I reminded her we had agreed on OWO. Twenty more came the reply and no amount of convincing seems to work - I should have walked, I know, at that point but like so many of us, I had come so far and the horn was rising. Alarm no.2 then went off when i requested we start the DFK as prearranged. I got a peck on the lips followed by a few on the cheeks - that was the sum total for the entire meet.
This set the scene for the rest of the encounter. I got my kit off and she asked me to lie on the bed - by this time, the semi had departed and the battle to get a condom on a flaccid dick ensued. A certain amount of success followed but i wasn’t exactly rock hard so i suggested some 69. To say that a giraffe would have had difficulty in getting a tongue anywhere near that pussy would be an understatement but i made point clear and just about brushed her clit with the tip. Attempts at fingering followed but rebuffed and then i was told my stubble had caused her pain and it was time to fuck - unbelievable!
It was getting to the point that i just wanted to dump and load and leave so mish with a half flaccid dick wasn’t going to work for me. i asked for some OW to help me out and that was enough to give her a bit of a pounding in doggy - my only real success of the day. The blowjobs were average at best and really didn’t do it for me. She then spun round and wanted to finish me by hand to which i agreed as i had had enough.
So, in summary, JUST DON”T DO IT! Mechanical wouldn’t even half describe the service - absolutely no interest in the clients desires and had also to listen to some pish music on her phone which contained to receive messages all the way through. Good looking girl with a very decent body - tits looked good but way too hard to even resemble natural - pre-lubed up before i arrived, which i detest. Do you need me to go on?
If this is the standard of all of these Brazilian girls currently, then we can only hope that they leave as quickly as they got here. Would i see her again? What do you think……………….?