Aroma
External Link/Members OnlyFee: £250. - members discount
Location: 4 mins walk from the the Ritz and Green Park underground.
Comma: Diva escort, booked on the website
Diva warned me ahead that her doorbell was malfunctioning. Experience tells me punts where the hooker bell isn’t working means the punt will start late or it might be awkward.
I followed instructions and buzzed. No one opened up, there were people coming in and out of the building. Aroma finally came to open the door wearing a short blue flowery dress, white all star trainers and matching ankle socks. There os building work going on front of her block which became obvious from her bedroom window.
I quickly noticed an odd calmness, the shine of makeup oil on her face and veins on her arms as she leads me up to her 1 bed flat on the 4th floor. I noticed a baby pram in the hallway, a sign that families lived here too.
As we enter, I am sweating, She leads me to the average front room that had a sofa bed. I almost though we going make out on it. She sits nervously, I pay her she counts carefully… offers me a shower and offers to join with me. A first with Russian for me. I thought this going to be good alas, I was so wrong.
She joined me in the shower spacious enough for two. I feel her all over, attempt to kiss but she was distant. As we finish and dried up she asked if I like heels. I suspected this and the shower was a time wasting tactic. I waited 5mins outside, payment took 5 mins, shower another 5 - she was eating into my time. As we enter her large room with red bedsheet and and stuffed black panther doll set on bed she leads me to the mirror only to waste more time suggesting if should wear her suspenders… wtf we are naked after a shower!
We move to the bed, the kissing doesn’t improve, she declined RO. At this point I thought these are the two key things for me in a punt. She was fit but not worth 250 let alone 300. It felt like she didn’t want to be there. I got up demanded my money back which she counted out for me and laid the notes on the table. I got dressed while she complained that those services were not listed on her profile. I checked afterwards it didn’t state 69. Well I was not asking for 69 I wanted DATY and If that what she defines as DFK then Bojo is my uncle.
Complete waste of 30mins. I exit scaling the steps to get out side where I call Diva to rescue me by meeting Koa in a hrs to find basement flat 2 mins from Earl’s Court tube. She recognised me. I put the money on the table told her I had just had a shower 10 mins ago. We went right into it at 300 steep but was a non-stop steaming fuck. She just let me do what every I wanted. She always delivers.
I’m giving Aroma a neutral because she seemed decent, no attitude and clean. Also because the services I required were not listed on her profile.
