when my plan A let me down last minute, i had a scan of the local area and Sex Doll Brianna popped up. clear handful sized fake breasts i thought hey why not, cant be a bag head with fake breasts?
so i gave her a call, she was free and gave me the postcode. then text me for my name, i replied graham or gray for short ( first random name i could come up with)
parked up down a side street, phoned her and she said it wasnt good enough as she couldnt see me, i thought well this is strange! so i asked her to explan it better, she asked me to go and stand in a certain position opposite a busy carwash. at this point i thought this is it, im being nabbed by un marked police and its a complete set up, so i start walking away and she phones me and asks why im walking away, I explained it was too dodgey and im going. she said please dont go, its just so i can make sure youre not family! turn around and walk back, so thinking with my dick I did. got to the end of the road, she said can you take your hood down, so I did ( pissing it down) she said thats great, i dont know you come on up in the building opposite.
the building was bloody awful, punch marks in the wall, smell of weed, loud music and lights werent working it was pitch black in the stairways.
got let in to what i can only describe as mr beans flat. everything in one room. handed the paperwork over and get to business.
shes attractive, looks cute, has a little goth look about her which i found rather sexy. dressed in a black dress.
asks me to sit on the bed now it gets weird again... she pulls a little foot stool and i put my feet on it, she slaps my feet and says no thats for me to kneel on. i want you to lay back ( single bed, lying on it width ways against a wall) now im 6ft 4 and my neck is creeked up the wall. she said " i want your legs right up high, as if you have labour stirrups holding your legs up....
so i did as she asked, she then went down on me with owo and i thought hey ho i may get a little bit of rimming here, so i say are you going to rim me? she said absolutely not i dont do that. i laughed and said i wondered why i was in this position, can i turn around? NO this is how i like it
so im lay there with my neck bent up the wall, my legs being held up by my hands while she gives me quiet a nice blowjob, plenty of licking, spitting, kissing etc. she then stops... do you mind rabbits? she asks. i thought oh shit shes going to fuck me!
i replied with ermmm not on me no? she said no he wont jump on you hes just running about the flat, i said relieved oh right thats fine.. thinking well the flat is in darkness and id never of noticed it, she then stops to talk to me about her bloody rabbit! so i let my legs down and she instantly puts them back up and tucks my hands under my legs to support them like i do to stop my son from fidgeting and jokingly make him sit on his hands.
so enough of this now, i ask for sex. On with the condom and asks what position, i ask for her on top because quiet frankly i cant be fucked at this point and i dont want to tread on her rabbit!
it gets slightly weirder, i lay straight on the bed instead of widthways and she starts making me paralel with the wall?
so i smirk and say what are you doing?? she said she has OCD and needs straight lines, well at this point little me has lost all interest so i ask her to suck me again while im straight on the bed so she does. i slide my hands down and start playing with her to which she stops and says ohh will you put some of this on, so i squirt the lube on my hand and she screams and starts jumping around the flat! at this point i feel like im on camera, its a sketch hidden camera show surely to god!
it turns out it wasnt lube, it was alcohol gel
it was burning her lips right off! inbetween trying to hide my laughing saying i thought it was lube and shes washing her bits in the sink explaining it was alcohol gel because of covid. i laughed to myself even more because it was a little late for all that at this point!
so once cooled down enough, she jumped ontop... after re straightening me on the bed, she jumped on top and i postioned to help her, she huffed and straightened my legs again
so once straight she sat on me and had a good ole quick ride, by which i mean she climbed on, i held her hips i fucked as hard as i could until i filled the bag. got up kicked the rabbit and got dressed.
she said ill save your number and let you know where im next working, i smiled and said yes that would be great...Blocked.
ive put it as a neutral because i had such a good laugh, she tried her hardest even though her ways were a little strange but her owo was good and her manner was friendly.
£70 30 mins including owo.
ive been laughing writing this, definitely goes down in one of my best punts but for all the wrong reasons
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