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External Link/Members OnlyPaid: £10 (entrance fee) +
£60/30 minutes "suck" and "fuck" but neither delivered!Name:
Christina @ Caesar’s - Scammer - Avoid
After visiting Paradise, I decided to check out Ceasar’s which was literally just a few minutes away, or about a few small city blocks away…
I rang the bell at the door, and a very hot tall and slender lady in a skin tight dress appeared. She coldly told me £10, which I paid and was let in. Down the stairs to a small slightly cramped two connected rooms, one with a bar and pool table and guard lounging on the couch, and the other connected room with several couches and a half dozen girls lounging about.
There was a petite Romanian with a tight body in a tight red dress, but had a butter-face and a bad attitude. There was a fat brunette, and a mature brunette sitting quietly in the back. There was only one other client, a Brit in his 50s already totally pissed and still drinking, with a girl baby-sitting him with periodic trips to the ATM to get money from him. He seemed to be a regular, and from what I've heard, some guys just want company when they get pissed.
It was getting late, so I after assessing the place I asked Christina to sit next to me. A bit of chat... she was cold, but sometimes warmed up. I looked her up on UKP, but didn’t find any reviews for her. She was the hottest in the room, so I decided to go back with her, following her into a blue-glowing room.
In the room she said £60 for a half hour.
Before paying I confirmed suck and fuck. She said she couldn’t suck due to some kind of lip surgery. She said she’d give a handjob.
I decided to cancel, but then she somehow talked me into it saying she’d give me a nice handjob and then we’d have a nice fuck, so I handed over the cash. Probably 90% of the time I want to cancel, my instincts are correct and
I should have in fact cancelled... After paying, things went to shit immediately. She was commanding me onto the bed, and acting like she didn’t want me to touch her. She put the condom onto my limp dick, and even did that terribly, leaving a huge air bubble. Then she was too cheap to use a new condom, and instead tried to squeeze the air bubble out of it. Looking at her hips and stomach, she had a lot of stretch marks, so she wasn’t even that fine. She gave a terrible HJ, which was a fast and rough wank which didn’t feel good at all. Her HJ was so shit that I took over, hoping to get hard enough to fuck. She at least smiled and acted friendly now, touching my body a little, so eventually, I got hard. She wouldn’t let me fuck her on top, and instead “mounted” me. The only highlight was some banter while she was saying “look at me” while smiling, as I played with her tits over her dress, and was popping her top up and down to expose her tits, and looking at her pretty face and model-like body and long clavicles and perfect shoulders… all while “fucking” in the blue glow of the room. But something didn’t feel right, so I got a better look and realized
she was fake fucking! She had her hand behind her which was squeezing my cock as she slide back and forth. So I told her I wanted a different position. She was telling me the time was up, which I countered by pointing to my punting watch, which showed 14 minutes. After wasting a minute arguing about the time, she said ok. But then she refused missionary for some reason, so the only other option she gave was standing doggy. She stood and bent over, and I managed to get my cock into her, and as it just began to feel good in her pussy she complained and said “No, don’t fuck me like that”. What the hell, my cock was sliding in and out, not rough, just normal sex, yet she was complaining.
What a shit punt, so I gave up. Totally shit punt.
The only reason I wasn't totally pissed off is that I was exploring a new niche of punting, and pitfalls are expected while exploring. But for anyone else, I will absolutely recommend to
avoid Christina at Ceasar's. In fact, if Claudia or a reputable lady is not working, I would recommend not even bothering to enter Ceasar’s.
