It was cold and frosty and I fired up the purple site to see what was available. The SPs profile got my attention a raunchy British milf offering a reasonable price I thought let’s roll the dice.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice £60 half hour
Comms and time keeping Very good business like no messing.
LocationLordswood. Terraced house in a respectable area, house obviously lived in but not untidy.
The SP Opens the door and lead upstairs, the SP was in her civvies. She was pleasant and friendly and I followed into the room. I handed over the doe. What instantly hit me when I got a good look at her was her age, this woman is old very old indeed the stated age of 55 is laughable I’d honestly guess she’s at least 70. The tits where impressive id estimate ff naturals from what I could tell but as expected gravity was taking its toll. Nice enough looking Facially but had a big barrel belly.
The battle I was up for a milf but this was pushing my already low standards.I should have walked , but I was stuck in time like a solider in the battle of the Somme who’s fight or flight kicks in and they freeze!
What followed was some sucking of her tits some covered oral(good technique and eye contact)
and before I knew it she had climbed on top very little traction at all the feeling was minimal. After a while I got her in mish it was then that a pong hit my nostrils, the smell from her tuna box wasn’t the worst but I don’t think a bar of soap plays a big role in her life. ll 👃

In missionary she encouraged me and somehow I managed to shoot my shot in the bag and left shortly afterwards.
The SP was pleasant and willing throughout, performance wise I can’t complain but due to the misleading pictures and the stated age being truly laughable as-well as hygiene issues it’s a straight
red
To be honest it almost felt like going round to your nans house when you were a boy. I didn’t have huge punters regret as I got what I came for so to speak 🗣
Would I return ? It’s a no from me.