Author Topic: Curvy from Paradise - London Bridge  (Read 949 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5752207) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline klaxon01

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Seen ads for this SP on several sites, her AW hasn't been active for a while, but a fresh ad popped up on Kommons today & impulsively thought I'd try her out.

Price:
£120 for 1hr

Services
OW
Sex in a few positions - finished once

Comms
Initially quick, agreed on a time & was sent postcode. I arrived exactly on time & was left hanging for about 10-15 mins, nearly walked but she rang back just as I was about to give up.

The girl
She is girl in the pictures - honestly I have no idea why she feels the need to shop her pics so much, they look bizarre, she looks ok in real life maybe a 6.5/10, bit of a belly but nothing that'd put me off. She wore pretty generic/rather unappealing underwear, boobs quite big but nowhere near as big as I was expecting after reading other reviews  :unknown:  her legs were stubbly, no makeup, hair looked frazzled & not particularly clean. Pretty bad overall.

The meet
After having been kept awkwardly waiting at the corner of her block of flats she buzzed me in. No hiding behind the door, just let me straight in, was quite loud & indiscreet when greeting me. Led up to her room, just a mattress on the floor, looked kinda dirty. Honestly I would've normally walked at this point but I felt like I'd invested too much time to back out now. Confirmed services, handed over money & she got straight to it. Gave OW, felt pretty good, but didn't last more than a 2 minutes max - lubed herself up & insisted on doggy. At this point I began to notice a rather nasty smell - mixture of BO & unwashed crack, not particularly strong but enough for me to notice & put me off somewhat. Her body was also very cold & felt clammy  :vomit:  . She then flipped over & the smell got worse - I really wasn't enjoying myself at this point & just wanted to finish & ask for a titwank for 2nd pop. She got on top & rode quite lazily til I popped - smell wasn't as bad at that angle so I managed. She then started umm-ing & ahh-ing & said she was too tired for round 2. I was secretly relieved to hear that from her & said fine, so long as I can be refunded £40 so I've only paid for a 30 min meet - took a bit of persuading but she eventually gave me some money back. I cleaned up, too my money & left - blueballed & feeling slightly cheated, but glad I didn't spend the full £120.

Would I recommend? Absolutely not - a v clear negative for me: Made to wait, lacklustre attitude, poor hygiene, I didn't find her v attractive (though I know this is subjective) & meet was cut short. I'd say avoid & take your money to someone else with a better track record!

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Offline Rick2468

Thank you for the review. Other reviews of this lady have warned me off but I'm yet to delete her from my hotlist as she seems like a type I have never experienced before! I heard elsewhere that her photos are insanely photoshopped so feels a real unknown if I visit her and if she is just a blob I doubt I would be in the mood. The hygiene issues you mention are really offputting. A mattress on the floor yoiks. Sounds like Uni days.
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Offline klaxon01

Thank you for the review. Other reviews of this lady have warned me off but I'm yet to delete her from my hotlist as she seems like a type I have never experienced before! I heard elsewhere that her photos are insanely photoshopped so feels a real unknown if I visit her and if she is just a blob I doubt I would be in the mood. The hygiene issues you mention are really offputting. A mattress on the floor yoiks. Sounds like Uni days.

Yeah if you decide to take the plunge I'd say go in with pretty low expectations lol. I remember a thread somewhere on here revealing that she had an acting website/blog which contained links to her insta - there were some un-shopped vids of her up on there so if you're able to find it, you'll be able to see what she looks like without all the warping & filters etc.

Offline klaxon01

Yeah if you decide to take the plunge I'd say go in with pretty low expectations lol. I remember a thread somewhere on here revealing that she had an acting website/blog which contained links to her insta - there were some un-shopped vids of her up on there so if you're able to find it, you'll be able to see what she looks like without all the warping & filters etc.

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Offline Rick2468

Found it - here you go: External Link/Members Only

Nice one thanks! I had seen that before actually and her insta but had just forgotten about it. I think she still looks quite good but think I would still have to see her in the flesh before I could know that I would want to shag her or not. She has a pretty face! The mattress on the floor is pretty desolate so don't think I'll see her. Planning on seeing Tayla Brazil next but will keep an eye out for any future intel on Curvy.

Offline last_days_of_logan

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damn, she loses all her body curves

but she is not a half bad actress