External Link/Members Only - Siam
Location: Rainham, Kent
Comms: Good quick comms and happily gave the address with good instructions.
Fee paid: £100 for 1hr
Duration: 50 mins
Looks: Mature Thai older than the age on profile and body not bit on on the chubby side. She must have put on a bit of weight since the photos on her profile which are fairly close to description. Got a pretty face and nice but saggy boobs.
Premise: Terraced house in a residential area. Plenty of free parking. Entrance is through the alleyway so you enter her house via the backdoor rather than the front. She has 3 pugs but they are friendly and stay downstairs. Fairly clean house albeit cluttered with stuff
After reading the positive report by private member in July decided to try Siam. This happened couple of weeks back but was on holiday so decided to do the report on my return.
Cons:
- BJ was absolutely crap, just kept licking the tip and only put a quarter on cock in her mouth. Even though I am not hung like a horse she only put a bit of my cock in her mouth after i had told her I would like her to suck me not just lick the tip.
- As I worked my way down from her boobs to give her oral, I encountered disgusting smell so I quickly went back to her boobs and kissing her. she only kisses lightly and lack passion.
- While on on top she just sat on my cock closed her eyes and that was it. So when I asked her to work my cock she just rocked to and fro. She was lazy to hump me and was happy to just sit on my cock.
- So moved to missionary position this was like fucking a cushion, she just laid on her back closed her eyes and made the occasional noises.
- Another change to doggy and this time gave her a good pounding but after couple of minutes complained of pain in that position had to move back to missionary. I think she was having a snooze in this position. Her pussy was not only smelly but also loose.
- I was surprised when after 45 mins her alarm goes off and she says my time is up. I then realised she had set the timer when I sent her text to say I was on my way to her house. By this time I just wanted to get out of there so after another 5 mins or so I was out.
- between break she just talks and would have been happy to talk for the rest of time but I had to initiate proceedings.
Pros:
- Quick replies and clear instructions
- Friendly manner
Summary
She was lazy, smelly pussy, short changed me with time, lacked any enthusiasm, crap BJ, seemed to waste time with small talk and had to initiate proceedings.
Definitely not one for me.
I will not be returning to her again.