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Sure you have heard that saying before - s let me introduce you to who it refers to -ME !!!
After weeks of isolation and hospital visits I was finally set free and so wanted some FUN .
I thought I had arranged a meeting with Fiesty Slut , but on the day everything went silent and i couldn't get her ( we have since spoken and she explained why -so shes forgiven -lol ) , I then went to plans B,C D E - Z what a fucking mess .
I spoke with the gorgeous hanna Lorde , I know she is only doing 2 - 3 hr bookings atm , but thought I would ask if she would do an hour as an old regular of hers , but she explained that where she is working she has to be so carefull about number of visitors , which is why she only does long bookings , which is fare enough , and despite the fact that a Nigerian dictator tells me that he is going to give me 10% of his £60 million just for allowing him to use my bank for a day , I decided it was above my current finance limit , so next move , I tried Chelsea Hart - no response as usual , then the lovely Maddison , even a massage would have been good by this time , busy , was considering Miss Chantelle Lee , but research suggested it may not be a good idea, despite her looking fit , so now at Plan Z and my balls are aching , I contacted Rose Thai Erotic at Sutton -
External Link/Members Only+, could it get any worst !!! YES , by now any research was out the window - hard on had taken over , No blood to brain !
Comms were good, eventually given address -turn up at house , definitely NOT like her AW profile, but Im thinking - Fuck, at least Im through the door at last , her tits looked good but as I moved nearer , to qualify what is available , she moved back and said -COVID - we have to be careful !!! -so at this point I say -so hows it going to work in the room - “ I wear mask” she said - I give you good blow job - well by now , it was all too much , I had visions of her wearing a mask with a hole cut in it and decided - enough is enough - fucking internet porn wins again and said -sorry, that wont work for me -and left
So now you know who that saying refers to -Space Invader - money to spend and cant use it !!!
Thankfully the next day I found a beauty - report to follow !
