Author Topic: Li Health Massage - Kings Cross, London  (Read 818 times)

Offline greenkomodo

My first review and my first punt.

So I went to lihealth in kings cross as I have terrible yellow fever and read that a guy here previously found a super slim Chinese hottie so had to gamble. External Link/Members Only

Paid £30 for 30 mins which ended up being more like 40 mins. Took off clothes, lied down for a few seconds, and girl came in prompty. It started a bit ropey as she tried to get the sound system to work but failed so we just carried on.

I tried to get some convo going but it's really hard to hear them with the mask and China accent. Her name began with an E or A. She is from Hong Kong. Works Wednesday's only. She been in the UK for 3 years. I asked her age but couldn't quite hear her, think she said something like 26 but she seemed mid 30s.

Started out with some shoulder work the a lot of up and down up and down my legs/ass crack area.

After 10 mins of that she asked to turn over and said happy ending? I said what about body to body. She said how much do you want to pay? I offered 40. She said 60 and wouldn't budge at all!!! I said all I had was 40, then I was like 50 which was dumb. She then said you give me 40 now and you get 20 later okay? I just agreed because i was very thirsty and haven't seen action for a long time. She was saying some guys give 80!! And I think she said because I was young and had fit body then she would take 60.

She ended up taking her clothes off, not even panties. Her body looked okay in the clothes but ugh yea she had belly and saggy boobs and long nipples. Not a fan of any of that. I grabbed her boob a bit hard one time and she got pissed off. Didn't like her figure at all. No ass. Bad bad error.

Handjob really nice but then again when ever is it bad.After that she cleaned me up, got dressed then gave me some weird head massage and then some weird neck massage which was oddly satisfying.  She then actually asked for my phone and took it, I sort of panicked and pretended to fumble around in my pockets knowing I had another 20 in there so I was like oh here I did have it!

She also said she didn't believe me that it was my 1st time here because I was asking these questions. She said something about me only wanting young girls or something, it sounded a bit hostile but then again hard to understand so perhaps my misunderstanding.

So I paid £90 in total for a handjob with her naked besides panties and me touching her body. I thought I was getting b2b. I got totally shafted but somewhat at my own fault. I guess next time just go with the HE and don't ask for more if they don't offer it??

No shower before or after.

Sorry for long post, wanted to get it all down whilst on my way home. Avoid Wednesdays lol. I will actually go again to try my luck. But if anyone knows of any other places to get a slim girl let me know.
 
« Last Edit: August 18, 2021, 07:20:58 pm by greenkomodo »

Offline y101y

Bad luck mate but we all make errors in judgment now and then, and especially did when just starting out in the hobby.

Offline zoeh01

I had a very poor experience there when it first opened a couple of years ago. Unattractive girl, poor service and not cheap. I think I  had posted about it then, but not a full review. Either way, I've never been tempted to go back although I walk past it most days.