External Link/Members OnlyThis is a double negative, mostly for the maid and premises. The short version is shit comms, no shower,
and smile cos you're on high quality video. 1st attempt-Standard Road was always hit and miss back in the day and it's not the first time I've been left waiting outside so usually I give it a swerve when I find out that's the location but today I had a hankering that wasted hours of my time and Kitty looked good for the price point. I called and spoke to the maid and we agreed that I would be there in 30 mins and I get there on time and text and first she responds '5 mins babe', then 15 mins babe, and I shit you not after I text to say now or never 20 mins after I arrive she messages 'can you come back in an hour'. Anyway that's part and parcel for this place as I said and that's how I ended up meeting Wiki from my previous review.
2nd attempt a couple of weeks later as I'm in the area and in need and this time comms are good and I get in £50 for 30 mins. Kitty has great body dresses in black underwear and an old robe and even though the face looks a bit foetal alcohol syndrome she's still kind of pretty so I went for it. I didn't realise how much the teeth and jaw are wreckage until we got into the action. As I kissed her I couldn't tell if I was feeling the snaggletooth or tongue piercing and stopped exploring that. But it ain't just that one tooth, the whole set are knackered and it looks like bad smokers teeth.
I thought moving to OWO will be an improvement but she can't get it far down as she has a really small mouth, and it was really sharp and rough and toothy so owo lasted a couple of minutes and was waste. She can take a pounding but won't let you touch her anywhere near below so as far as I'm concerned the services are very limited even for the price. She was pleasant and friendly kind of passive throughout but I left with that regret feeling in the pit of my stomach. No shower on offer at this place and I felt I needed it. Limited English so she is not a conversationalist.
Final negative. As I'm sitting on the stairs putting on my shoes I look up and see a TV sitting on a shelf high above the front door.
Four high quality CCTV feeds, one pointing down the road on each direction (so basically don't park anywhere near the house or on the same road, only round the corner), one directly overhead outside the door and one pointing down the path to the gate. I have never seen this before. Fuck being on candid camera, I won't be going back.