Negative Bait and switch - Mimi - Southall

[mr dudley]

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Hello Chaps

Just be warned of a bait and switch with the girl above.

Mimi works at a brothel located on Southall high street next to Santander Bank.

Contact was ok-ish . when I arrived I went up the stairs to see an Asian fella looking shifty in a lounge area. greeted by a lady called Mimi. I asked if she was Thai and she said no she was from Hong kong. she said it was £60 which was fine but I said that I booked someone who was Thai and she didn't look anything like the picture. she said "I get girl" so maybe she was the Madam.

She ushered me into a windowless stuffy room and asked me to wait, which I did.
after a few minutes, she said the girl was ready to see you. I said what was her name? She replied "Mimi"
I said "both called Mimi" and she just laughed. when I saw the other Mimi i realised that this wasn't what was advertised. I felt like walking but I had already parted with £60. the girl was average and nothing like the photo. The photo was her but heavily photoshopped.

Mimi number 2 couldn't speak any English at all, so I spoke to her in Thai, which she didn't understand either. This girl was clearly not that and I had been tricked. To be honest I had a sack full to release and decided to keep calm and carry on for England 

She gave an average fire and ice OWO but I didn't want to do anything else as I was pretty annoyed and not impressed with her figure or face.

I will avoid this place in the future.

[Stevelondon]

I would have been incredibly surprised if I had rocked up and met that girl in the ad 

[mr dudley]

I would have been incredibly surprised if I had rocked up and met that girl in the ad 

I live in hope 

[Hotspur]

I live in hope 

I am now resigned to walking if the girl is not as described. Independents "make it up as they go along" and just expect the punter will accept anybody that is put in front of them. I've walked twice recently...see my reviews, one in Surbiton and one in Staines.
Btw the linked ad says she's Japanese, so not sure why you expected a Thai?

[Bonker]

What a load of bollocks.

[wtfb]

I think this should be in the reviews sections.....

[trebor1956]

Hardly fodder for the reviews section.

Possibly it may be appropriate to start a new section of the site dedicated to short stories and comical literature?

[Sparta Prada]

I think this should be in the reviews sections.....

Should this also be in the London section?

[LLPunting]

Pls post screenshots of VS ads as they typically change or disappear.

Current ad and number at this link is:  07585380750

So this is a crew possibly (unsurprisingly) operating several sites.

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[raygun]

I tend to mute my romantic expectations for these sorts of punt. I am talking about painted ladies, living dolls that aren’t real in the advert’s pictures. I feel for your suffering that they are normal women, working girls, earning a living who offer their bodies to us in bed. I therefore add the value of their varied personalities, which can be moody, shy, bold, sometimes enthusiastic, etc.

I don’t expect the girl in the oriental glamour photo ads. These service providers don’t care that it’s just an advertisement hook to get you in the door. If I don’t approve of the service provider I’ll walk. To them and me it’s just a business transaction. On occasion I may meet a decent oriental lady, and if I’m friendly, they generally provide memorable or good service. Especially if I give ‘em an extra tenner or two at the beginning of the punt to keep for themselves.   

[mr dudley]

I'm new to punting so its good to get feedback and advice
cheers guys