Author Topic: Enyu massage Caterham - PASS, quickly... do not collect 200  (Read 1811 times)

Offline Pablo_Escobar

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After seeing a few reviews some time ago... i was in the area and hadn't done anything much throughout covid, fancied a massage and it was middle of day, with nothing on my agenda to do.

Called them up, just to check whether they were open and to double check the location. A lady answered to confirm they were opened and that indeed it ws 20A on the highstreet. So i parked up nearby which was easy enough. I think they've changed the parking restrictions around there since it was free for 1 hr. Anyway, i walked down the highstreet to scope where this place is based. It's literally a door... wedged between a few other shops/businesses.
I rang the bell.... knocked on the door.... and waited. And waited..... and waited..... i started my usual "ok... if no one comes in the next 20 seconds countdown, i'm walking...." when the door opened and she asked if i was the guy who called earlier. YES... it was me... so enter i did. Followed her and was then shown the lady on offer. Oh my....... i just couldnt.... she must have been 50+ yrs old.... looked so frail. I had to decline and leave. Maybe i was unlucky as most reviews have been positive... but this was a BIG NO NO!

Offline HE_Specialist

Are you sure it's the same place? I've visited and live nearby, and they have a full shop front and the doors never been locked. And the few times I've been there, there's never been an older lady working there.

Offline fastcar669

Christ, what do they need to do for a negative  :lol:

Offline Stevelondon

Christ, what do they need to do for a negative  :lol:

Not open the door  :D

Offline Pablo_Escobar

Hmmmmm @HE Specialist - are you saying it's actually a proper shop front and not that single door...... small... door with 20A printed on it???

I'm now thinking whether i rang at someone's flat... i had had a few beers some moments earlier.... hahahahahahaha did i fug that one up.


Oops.


Offline HE_Specialist

Hmmmmm @HE Specialist - are you saying it's actually a proper shop front and not that single door...... small... door with 20A printed on it???

I'm now thinking whether i rang at someone's flat... i had had a few beers some moments earlier.... hahahahahahaha did i fug that one up.


Oops.

Yeah it's a proper shop next to a chippie