Amy/Ai Mee?-Mature Chinese:VG CFNM* Massage/EXCELLENT HE: Cotteridge:Birmingham

[lagosmargaret]

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* CFNM = Clothed Female Naked Male (for those unfamiliar with this abbreviation)

Expunged the memories of my shitshow last punt with this one.(Must’ve been temporarily ,how many clues did I need ?) Hey ho.

This one was rather serendipitous.When I rang them,thought I was getting the “Amy” that I’d seen lurking around when I saw Jenny late last year - I didn’t.Suspect they recycle the same names with different girls.

Comms : Usual phone call + prompt booking with semi-decent English-speaking Mrs.Chong.

Where : Well documented  prominent shop on the Pershore Rd between Cotteridge + Stirchley.When I visited,roadworks in Stirchley backed up the traffic for miles,so had to run a gauntlet of prying/mocking peepers from the static traffic.

Premises : Reasonably clean + tidy ,back washroom needs anti-mildew spraying.
 
Paid  : 25 for massage + 20 HE = 45  (H/H)

Amy
Gotta be 55-late 60s IMO : 5’3”ish : medium build,Size 8/lower 10 : small boobs
Can’t detail further,didn’t undress as per review title

Masked throughout,but usual Oriental looks.No beauty,but not a gurning moose from what I could see.Without intending to be disparaging,she’s got v. slitty eyes (accentuated by eyebags) - when her face creased up with mirth,they virtually closed.

Pleasant,GSOH,not overly chatty,limited English

Action

When she opened,must admit I was rather deflated (+ the little fella was too) ‘cos of my prior expectations as to who “Amy” was.Decided that if I wasn’t turned on enough I’d just have the massage + scram.A pony’s not a horrendous hit for a H/H.Gave her a chance,wedge exchanged,freshened the gems with a wash.

The oil massage was v.good,amongst the best I’ve had .Back/hamstrings/calves rigorously explored with soft  sympathetic hands,a mix of fingertip/palm sweeps + light squeezes.Pleasantly surprised at the quality.This older hen then moved on to  a quite excellent stimulatory phase of the holy triad of my butthole,perineum + plums .Very tactile.Spread my thighs to encourage access + pushed my pecker between my legs. Amy found this amusing + started to playfully flick my helmet in between bouts of tapping/sweeping my rusty manhole cover and the bumhole-to- ballbag slip road.The fella started to fill,so it was a natural transition to flip over.
 
Offered me B2B(40) or  a jerk  for a purple,happy with the latter.Wasn’t particularly interested in seeing a potentially  aged body with skin like a rhino’s arse,boobs like popped balloons, or having a  B2B off it.Excelled at the HE .Her significant manual dexterity may’ve been gained through extensive chopstick use.Started off by grabbing the tadger and slapping him against my belly to get him bolt upright,eyes widening + giggling as he sprouted .Then, span her fingertips in circular motions just under/around the helmet rim.Gripped the circumference + started light whole-length strokes,my bell end cheekily peeping out of  her clenched hand at the end of each stroke.

Cheeky me felt her small boobs + batty over her dress,without objection.Intensity ratcheted  up several notches and mimed to her that I wanted the tugs firmer + faster.Pedal-to-the-metal + she started pistoning quickly,but not painfully.Considerate.Eventually coughed my beans ,really satisfying orgasm.Thought we were close to time,but honest Amy said we had 10 left + offered  further rubbing,declined as I was shagged out ! Tissued the bits delicately + considerately.Remitted the balance,held her arms out for a hug + left,quite a.happy man.V.good meet.

Score - 9/10

Conclusion

If you’re squeamish about her age/looks,maybe not for you? Admit I had initial grave misgivings but, as the punt unfurled,these evaporated.A great effort + VFM service by this older,pleasant girl.Happy to return.

LM   

[Straightsix]

Good review,  thanks.
Didn't someone say you can get a HE only from this place?

[lagosmargaret]

Good review,  thanks.
Didn't someone say you can get a HE only from this place?

Thanks,SS 

You're mostly correct.Most of the girls here firmly rebuff any mention of naughtier extras when I've visited,but have managed to get OWO (with a partial CIM) from a little cracker (Susan) who worked there in Autumn 2019 - reviewed.Have also got good ballsucking off Jenny (reviewed X2) in May.Incidentally,payed a very quick return visit after my most recent review on her,where we discussed extras.Forgot to add this to my thread.Offered OW for an extra 20,and FS for 40.Baulked/declined as I thought this was a tad OTT for half an hour,but admit I was pretty tempted.Would've willingly stumped up if it was OWO.Unfortunately,Jenny seems to have fallen off the radar here,a shame  ,as the last few times I've rung/been,there's been no mention of her.Either left or on holiday ? 

LM   

[Straightsix]

👍

[IWishICould]

Good review,  thanks.
Didn't someone say you can get a HE only from this place?

Yes available. See my review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=311788.0

[Straightsix]

Thanks, was a different story when I rang. I obviously sound suspicious 😆

[oldmanking]

Thanks, was a different story when I rang. I obviously sound suspicious 😆

you should know by now, that if you ring and ask what extras are available, you will get blanked.  likely also get less if you turn up with that number then attached to your face.  punting 101 when it comes to calling these places is not to ask questions like that.  you only ask in the room with the girl herself. 

I loved staring at the two signs taped to the door inside the room at bearwood 'japanese' on my last visit; both saying that no extras were offered, and if any girl did them they'd be fired.... while all the time the girl with me was stroking my cock & tickling my balls.... lol

[Straightsix]

I did nothing different to our fellow as described in this review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=311788.0
Its for my benefit to be discreet.
There are no numbers displayed or tattooed anywhere on my body, some people just don't like goats.

[pbrown355]

SS, I reviewed my £20 WIHJ as well. What I did, and I assume the other reviewer also did was not ring and ask for it, we just asked for a 10 or 15 min appt then asked for the £20 HJ when in the room. I had a great, if brief, time.

[Straightsix]

I'll give it a go, thanks. 👍

[oldmanking]

I did nothing different to our fellow as described in this review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=311788.0
Its for my benefit to be discreet.
There are no numbers displayed or tattooed anywhere on my body, some people just don't like goats.

him who thinks he is the goat, is never the goat.  lol. 

[Straightsix]

him who thinks he is the goat, is never the goat.  lol. 

I'm flattered you think so although I thought I was entertaining your reference that I am the 'devil'?
😆