Author Topic: Joana (Massage, Rimming, OWO/CIM/Swallow) review  (Read 6456 times)

Offline Dangermouse82

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Thanks to tantrmans review I thought I give it a go.

Happened yesterday. Shot her a message and she said she was free at 12.30. Hour incall
Parking was easy. Found Ringo carpark.
Nice house on a quite road.

If u want looks then I don't think u will like her. Size 14 touching late 50s I say. About 5 ft 2. Boobs looking south
Paid 70 quid. Showered and came out. She asked if I liked what I see.
Lied down on the bet. She covered me with whole bottle of oil. I mean fully drenched in oil. The massage itself was sensual. If u want a proper deep tissue then again u won't like it
She was completely naked massaging my back legs and arms. I feel her boobs all over my back.
Then the magic happened. Without any notice She deep dived in to my asshole. I mean proper tongued me to death. Spread my cheeks and at one point she was blowing in to my ass like a balloon 🤣. 
Then sucking the dear life out of me through my asshole. I turned around and carried on rimming me with my legs over.
Owo was decent. More oil and more owo. She must of ate about a litre of oil alone
I turned around again on all fours for her to eat my ass again and she ate me again like her life depends on it. While she was eating my ass I wanked myself off. I thought about unloading in her mouth but her rimming skills are top notch so shot my load on the towel below me.
Had to have a proper hard shower to get 50 litres of oil off me.
In short I would see her again just for my ass to rimmed. First time in my life I felt violated. Hahaha
Highly recommend her
Thanks

Offline tantraman

Glad you got royally "violated", Dangermouse82 :P

Offline Magic500

Def wouldn't want her tongue in my bum. Eeew. :vomit: Its probably been in the bumoles of the whole of London...

Offline pa5151

Def wouldn't want her tongue in my bum. Eeew. :vomit: Its probably been in the bumoles of the whole of London...

The whole of ukpunting  :hi:

Offline tantraman

The whole of ukpunting  :hi:

... maybe even the arse-whole of ukpunting :P

Offline genghis69

Def wouldn't want her tongue in my bum. Eeew. :vomit: Its probably been in the bumoles of the whole of London...

Yeah I agree mate. And it can't be good for her either. Can she catch haemorrhoids on her tongue you think? Followed by dfk... Yuck

Offline dextervio

What? Do you know what haemorrhoids are? Please check... I guess you are joking.

Offline chipchap

What? Do you know what haemorrhoids are? Please check... I guess you are joking.
Ha ha ha. Haemorrhoids on the tongue. That must feel like shit.....

Offline pelvic thrust overdrive

Might give her a try, just for the rimming.

Offline fannydango

1st time I have ever walked when told DFK is on offer !!!