Author Topic: Michelle - Chinese Massage, Newcastle-under-Lyme - A trier who cut me short  (Read 2083 times)

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Meeting arranged easily by text. I visited last week hoping Michelle had moved on (previous negative) but unfortunately she hadn't. Based on what she told me I think she'll still be there this week and maybe next if you want to avoid.

Price paid: £70 (two hours) + £40 B2B (she kept asking for £50). She wanted me to pay for the extras at the time but I insisted on paying at the end.

Michelle is a Chinese lady, well into her 40s. Large breasts but, as I found out later, very droopy. I wouldn't go so far as to say ugly but she was no looker. I was particularly concerned by her teeth which didn't look good from what little I saw of them. A touch of halitosis as well.

The massage shop is located on the edge of the town centre at the rear of a hairdresser which is open during the day. I visited in the evening so no problem but there is a rear entrance you can use if you ask (and apparently if you bang on the door). The massage room is spacious. The massage table is a proper one with a hole for your face and I was pleased to find they've invested in a bigger one. There’s a separate toilet and a shower which oddly shares a room with the kitchenette.

Getting in - I messaged when I was nearby so the door would be opened without me hanging around. I was a little surprised the person opening the door was a Chinese fella! He invited me in and Michelle appeared from another room looking like she'd just woken up. Fortunately the bloke made his excuses and left.

Round 1 - After the first few minutes I thought the massage was going to be crap but maybe she was just waking up. The massage got a lot better and felt good. Eventually Michelle started with a few reach unders and we got onto the topic of extras. I was offered B2B, oral and FS. Opting for B2B I was asked how much I usually paid, £40. She wanted £50 and we kept going back and forth. I'm not sure we actually agreed in the end but £40 was what she was getting. Michelle stripped off revealing her very middle aged body. She climbed on the table and was sliding her breasts up and down my chest. Unfortunaly the smell of her breath as she slid towards my face wasn't helping the mood. Eventually she stopped, climbed off the table and went straight for the HE which was delivered in an unrushed fashion. We were now around an hour into my booking.

Round 2 - Didn't happen. After the cleanup from round 1 Michelle started to massage my front and I was hoping this was the build up to a second pop. Around 30 minutes from the end of the booking there was a hammering on the back door. Michelle went to investigate and another punter had turned up. I don't know if this was a booking mixup or some chancer, either way he was let in and put in another room. When she returned I was told I'd have to leave as she had another customer but don't worry she'd give me an extra 10 minutes next time. I got dressed and paid her £40 which now seemed rather generous. I was out with about 20 minutes left.

I've no intention of returning for the extra 10 minutes with Michelle and, based on my two experiences of this place, I'm not sure I'll return at all.

This week I received an usolicited text message. Just a winking face but obviously a hint I should book again.
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Offline newpuntingguy

Seems like all the places around here aren’t good. Newcastle seems to be a place to miss. I think I’ll start venturing out a bit further away. Thanks for review

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Seems like all the places around here aren’t good. Newcastle seems to be a place to miss. I think I’ll start venturing out a bit further away. Thanks for review

You're welcome.

If you haven't tried her Grace in Hanley isn't a terrible shout: External Link/Members Only

I reviewed her a while back: Grace (AKA Lilly) - China Therapy Massage, Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent

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Thanks for sharing! Great review. Sorry it didn't meet your expectations 😑

Here's to the next one though 🍻

Offline Stokiedave

I phoned yesterday hoping there might be a new girl by now. Was told by the lady on the phone it was Michelle this week - ‘nice girl, young, 30’ . Bit of a cheek really, would have walked if I had turned up and seen a fourty odd old. Luckily thanks to your previous review when i heard the name i said i would try again next week.