External Link/Members OnlyVenue: Brentford. Booking 30mins.
I realise I'll come under some scrutiny for my lack of posts but I've taken the view one man's meat is another man's poison and I've had some eclectic tastes in the past however this punt was truly depressing;
Arriving at the venue Sophie hides behind the door and as I walk in she isn't wearing the outfit I requested but she is an attractive women and has a reasonably good body with a peachy arse so I thought that will do and let it slide. Handed over the cash but should have walked. Then came the most mechanical, sterile and lacklustre interaction I've ever had. I was asked to wipe myself down (which I agreed to due to CoVid). She then listed conditions on all the things I'd requested to the point they weren't worth doing (these were all on her likes and I'd texted before the meet).
She then offers me a condom to put on. She's attractive enough but there was no physical action at all and I need some encouragement! I'm getting fed up with this charade so take control and start giving instructions but she is so uninspired that I think I'm purely in this for me now and want to cum and go so I ask to fuck her thinking I'd start missionary and unload whilst taking her from behind. That seems ok with her until she puts on so much lube I'm sliding all over the place and it's like dipping your wick in a warm bath. I said there is way too much lube here things are heading south to which she replies with the need for lube on condoms etc. I've probably a good 25 years on her and I don't need a sex education class. I was getting irate so just grabbed my stuff and left all within 10 mins.
I've re-read her AW page and what she says she offers just doesn't tally with what she is prepared to do. I don't think she's a scam artist but lacks the temperament for this work.
It was god awful.
