Author Topic: Lila - Allure (Newcastle)  (Read 3392 times)


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Offline DSaa69

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Evening chaps. It has been a while since I have posted a review, I was on a break from punting and happy to be back although Lila was not an ideal start. Debated long and hard between Neutral and Negative but decided to go for the Negative.

Comms & Location: First class comms from Allure, booked up for my preferred time and given the address of a City Centre apartment. I did ask for a dress request that was provided by Lila. Nice, clean flat and fit for purpose. 30 mins £60 standard agency rate

Services: HJ, OWO (reluctant), RO (no Fingering), Penetration (Protected), COB

The Punt: Started off alright with her welcoming me into the flat. She seemed nice but a bit tired saying she had a long drinking session the night before (red flag immediately lol). No sort of kissing happened, just a few pecks on each other and she wanted to go downtown which I don't mind! But she said she does not usually do OWO (according to prev reviews she did!) but I told her to give it a shot and she did (part of the reason I debated a Neutral). It was very toothy, not at all sensual and seemed more of a HJ than a BJ. As soon as the 'D' got a bit hard, she wanted to put a condom on and go doggy style. I insisted on a bit of RO and she seemed fresh although had a condom smell which indicated another punter had been there quite recently. No moans or expressions which meant it was not great but could have put a bit more effort but alas.

Onto penetration, She does have nice curves and small tits but tasteful. A lot of lube used to enter doggy first and then switched to missionary. I asked her to go on top but she was reluctant again and quoted she was tired. I had gotten a bit annoyed with all the little restrictions and lack of effort from her so whipped off the condom and asked her where I can cum and she said anywhere on her tits or stomach. So off I went and wanked myself off with no assistance from her. Around 20 minutes had passed and I was ready to get out so had some small talk which led her to say that she is not paid well by her civvie job etc and also said client rate has been low so not enough money in escorting too which made me think that if she improves her services, maybe she might get more clients...

But anyways, I went off into a warm day and enjoyed an ice cream on the Quayside before heading home.

Final Thoughts: She was a good looking, Northern lass but lacked very much in her services. Her mixed reviews here led me to her but I do not think I would return unless she makes changes to the way she works. Overall she seemed like she did not want to be there and gave me a negative vibe which has led to a Negative. Let me know if I am being too harsh or this might have been an off day for her.

Am looking at other solid options for a PSE so another review should be coming shortly!

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Sounds a fair enough review, and sounds likes she needs to up her game somewhat if she wants to earn more ££ from escorting.

Offline toon972

Thanks for review. Boils my piss with girls and attitudes like this. If you cant be bothered then dont work but no you want the money for fuck all.  There was no thought at all for the op here, it was all you and how hard done by you are. How long do you think the op worked to get his £60. Absolute never for me.

Offline DSaa69

Thanks for review. Boils my piss with girls and attitudes like this. If you cant be bothered then dont work but no you want the money for fuck all.  There was no thought at all for the op here, it was all you and how hard done by you are. How long do you think the op worked to get his £60. Absolute never for me.

Very true! Also having read some of the comments on SAAFE, most escorts are like this -  very money oriented(not that I didn't know) which has made me steer away from this hobby but still a bad addiction that comes and goes

Offline snooker

I totally agree.I saw her a couple of months ago and wondered why I was wasting money.
It stopped me from punting for a while.I wish I could stop altogether I feel I’m just going through the motions and chucking money away to girls who put zero effort in.

Offline tynetunnel

I agree. I saw her and liked her facially and her body, but she made no effort. I had this down to her being shy and thought this would improve with experience. Coupled with my being a bit shy, I pretty much blamed myself and gave her the benefit of the doubt. It sounds like nothing has changed and she’s simply lazy or reluctant

Offline abridgetofar

Thanks for the review, fully justified a negative IMHO
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Offline twotight

she was a lot better a few month ago when she first started, really enthusiastic and wanting to please you but when I went back not that long ago its like she a different person I guess she got high on her own vanity 

Offline FLYING BLUE

Thanks for review. Boils my piss with girls and attitudes like this. If you cant be bothered then dont work but no you want the money for fuck all.  There was no thought at all for the op here, it was all you and how hard done by you are. How long do you think the op worked to get his £60. Absolute never for me.

I share your sentiments to a tee