External Link/Members Onlydespite promising myself I wouldn’t do the thai rub and tug thing any more, I found myself in the mood for a rub down and a bit more and having seen on here that Sawadee were doing a 90 minute massage for £45 I thought I’d give it a shot.
Comms;
Phoned and made an appointment which was straight forward enough, 90 minutes for the same day in a couple of hours time. On arrival though, the bloke and woman on reception insisted the 90 mins option is £50. I pointed them towards the website but they just fed me some shit about the £45 being an online price only. Was getting on my tits but thought even at fifty sheets it’s not bad for such a long session and went ahead. You'll see in the link that it's still showing £45.
Place;
The entrance to Sawadee is by no means discreet. It was a saturday, the weather was hot, and the main road outside was heaving. Thankfully I can still lean on the old face mask ….. the only pandemic positive! Inside is pretty standard stuff. Reception on ground floor, rooms (fit for purpose) upstairs. wasn’t offered a shower but I’d just had one anyway.
Woman
Hopefully I’m not wrong but I could swear she said her name was Picti (even less sure that’s how it’s spelled). Although she has good English, she does speak quickly so I had to ask her to repeat what she’d said a couple of times. Also has a tendency to be a chatterbox which I don’t like but she got the message when I just stopped responding. She had a reasonable figure wearing a tee shirt, leggings, and the usual armour plated underwear. I don’t think I’m being harsh in my estimation that she’s at least in her 40s, and probably late 40s at that. Looks wise, I’d be hard pressed to give her any better than a 5.
Action
I asked for a slow, relaxing massage – with the emphasis on slow. So many massages end up like a sport massage with the speed at which its delivered and I don’t find that relaxing at all. I have to say, she did deliver a cracking massage. I had to ask her to slow down again at one point but on the whole, it was really relaxing. When ever she was within reach my hands explored which she seemed fine with but obviously, there was no way her kit was allowing any intimate access.
On the flip, the massage carried on until the little fella started getting a bit of attention and responded in kind. She asked if I wanted extras and so I asked how much for a hand job (£20). Haha, honestly, the way she said that she does B2B as well suggested she was disappointed with my choice but I won’t lie, I wasn’t getting excited about the thought of her getting her kit off and while the hand job was going on, what rummaging around I managed (up the shirt), it didn’t feel like a nubile slender young lass under there. To my mind there was only disappointment waiting under that top!
She finished the massage with about 5 minutes to spare, I paid the extra, and I slung my hook. £70 spent, and I was reasonably satisfied.
Would I go back? Possibly. Would I recommend? Yeah, why not? I’ve certainly had worse.
