External Link/Members OnlyDetails:End of August 2021. Late am.
Incall. 45 mins £120 – reduced to £60 – see below
Prelude:Arranged by phone on the day. Texted then phoned as requested – she likes to vet customers by phone. Texted directions. Onstreet parking (pay).
Venue:Small 1 bedroom house/apartment. Reasonable shower facilities, large double bedroom.
Services:Kissing, LFK, OWO, finger play (reluctant), RO, CIM
The Girl/Woman:Older woman – late 30s-40s, plain face with a lot of makeup plastered on, and blonde hair. Slimmish with very large boobs (but see below)
The Meeting:Parked and walked to open door. Kerry was lurking behind in a slightly scary quiet way. She had a strange detached manner about her, very laid back, almost catatonic at times. Figure looked good, slimmish with big boobs and nice bum. Money sorted and showered, she led me into the bedoom. I initiated kissing which was fair with full on lips but not dfk. Undid her bra and her boobs fell out – a long way - like large oranges in sacks of loose skin they went wherever gravity took them.
Nice nipples though. Carried on kissing down to her pussy which was mostly shaved (fine regrowth). However both hands were in the way and she seemed reluctant to move them. She separated her pussy lips but kept her hands there – very strange.
Licked her clit to appreciative moans and eventually managed to move her hands away. She reluctantly allowed 1 finger and her pussy was tight. Not really going anywhere there so moved tack and got her to perform OWO which was quite good. All the while conversation was a bit stilted, no real encouragement or sexiness. Decided to go for the fuck so condom on and entered her in mish. Only a few strokes in when said she felt a gush and sort of pulled away. Withdrew and, you've guessed, the condom had blood on it! She started saying things like ‘Oh that seems to have come early’ and ‘I did not expect that’ but not actually apologising. Not sure that she was all there. A lot of the time she did not seem to show any insight or real connection.
Decided to make the best of a bad job and got her to suck me to cim which was quite good but also a disappointment as I had been looking forward to a good fuck. Afterwards she gave me back £60 so a fair result.
Summary:The dreaded ‘time of month’ demon struck again. However I had doubts about her general attitude and insight anyway, it was like she is on the spectrum or something.
Cons:Strange detached attitude, plain face, saggy boobs, weird shielding of her pussy with hands.
Pros:Easy comms and arrangements. Slimmish, possibly a good fuck if she relaxed and got into it.
Would I return?Not for me – NO.
