Communications were great! Great until I got there and quickly realised it wasnt the wg I had been talking too as she didn't speak any English. This was only really a problem when, instead of offering a service, she just sat there picking her nails. But we'll get onto the "service" later.
The location was a v sketchy side street off donegal Road near a health centre carpark, and yes I had to make eye contact with someone sitting in a car while I was waiting. I'm a risk taker so who cares. After about 60 seconds a girl appeared in a robe and slippers, not the greatest first impression but she was just my type so onwards! Petite, young and quite attractive.. definately the girl in the pics as she had the same hair. Up the stairs and into the house where it smelt of old smoke and was very run down, this isn't getting much better. Money out of the way, £70 for 30, she takes her robe off. Goggley eye moment. Her body is amazing. Very pretty size 6, with firm breasts much larger than her frame would suggest.
This is where the positives end men, as next of all she slouched onto the bed and started picking her nails as I undressed.
Tried to start a conversation with her and all I got back was "what? I don't speak English" so I lay beside her and expect her to do her thing... but no.. not even a smile!
No surprises that i am not yet hard and what happens next is extraordinary..
she opens a condom and tries to put it on! Suffice to say she was unsuccessful as i was completely unarroused. I had to stand up and ask her to help. Despite her confused face she finally got up and grabbed my dick and started kissing my chest (have i mentioned she's tiny?)
Finally I'm ready to go but by now my expectations were to pump and dump this chick! Ow followed by mish and doggy and I was done. She looked at the clock to see i have a few minutes left and asked if I wanted a massage (fair play)
All in all a shit punt. The girl herself is very hot but the service is woeful. Only go and see her if you want to see what a really fit 18 year old body looks like the in the flesh.
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