Author Topic: Luzy Thai - Carlisle  (Read 1164 times)


4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5845209) (1 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline Ceyx94

Luzy Thai - Carlisle

Link: External Link/Members Only

I am new on forum. A little background on myself. My go to escorts are Thai's (which can be hit or miss), but i am generally happy with the service they provide

Outcome: Negative. This fits with previous reviews but i was a little desperate so I thought i would give her a try regardless.

Comms: Decent first impression. Then extremely *poor* as will elaborate on below. Booked appointment for B2B massage via her female handler over the phone at short notice. Agreed on 100 pounds B2B massage for 1 hour. Given address quite promptly which was easy to find.

Location: little Alcove off Botchergate. Normal thai escort residence. I waited outside for approximately 10 minutes in view of main street.

Appearance: She opened door wearing not flattering negligee. 3-4/10. Approx 5ft tall. Tanned. Looks *significantly* older than profile pictures would suggest, although definitely her. She is approximately late fifty something of age.  She was probably pretty 20 years ago but she should have retired many moons ago. And I normally prefer the slightly aged vintage i.e Milfs. Her breasts seemed small at first glance, i did not catch view of her arse which was my main compulsion for visiting her.

On arriving she told me that she did not offer B2B massage with this confounded look on her face with not so much as an apology. Her english is very poor. She tried to take up me upstairs for the normal service and i politely declined. I am annoyed at making the trip but went and watched the new Fast 9 film 5 minutes away which was a much better use of money lol.

Conclusion: I dodged a bullet with this one. *Avoid* The struggles of finding good female company in Carlisle  :dash:

This is my first review (of hopefully more). I would appreciate constructive criticism.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2021, 01:33:27 pm by Ceyx94 »

Offline shaft10

Cheers for the review .. and welcome to the forum!

You're not wrong about finding a decent punt in Carlisle, more chance of spotting a unicorn ...tourers are our best bet but even they seem to be swerving us at the minute

Offline Scotpunter

Thanks from me for the review also.

I don't know why none of the usual tourers are coming to Carlisle. They were normally the only ones worth seeing.
Banned reason: Cunt
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Offline shaft10

Thanks from me for the review also.

I don't know why none of the usual tourers are coming to Carlisle. They were normally the only ones worth seeing.

I'm hoping once the brakes are off in a couple of weeks things may start to pick up

Offline Dweeby

I'm hoping once the brakes are off in a couple of weeks things may start to pick up
I love an optimist, let's hope you're right.

Thanks for the review, all Carlisle reviews are most welcome. Pity there aren't more positive reviews, but that just reflects the choice (or lack) that we have.

I can't remember the last punt that I had, it was a long time ago.

Offline Ceyx94

Thanks. Good to be part of the community.

Happy Punting folks  :thumbsup: