English-Rosieelee Tulse Hill

[Meursault]

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£60 for 15 minutes

It might be unfair rating this a neutral as I'm judging predominantly on looks, not service, which is completely subjective and YMMV

I can't comment on any other services than those I experienced below. I didn't try to kiss Rosie as I didn't fancy her from the get go and would have walked if my conscience hadn't got the better of me. She is clearly a single mother and needs the cash for her kid. As I'd only booked for 15 minutes, I didn't have the heart to walk.

Positive

Rosie gave me a good sloppy deep OWO to completion - cum on body - without complaint
Smiley and friendly woman
Clean and fresh down below
Fingering allowed
Was happy to have her legs spread and pinned back in missionary
Pleasantly submissive and would take direction I reckon
Excellent and clean bathroom facilities

Neutral

The photos she forwarded me on whatsapp were flattering and taken a while back
I found Rosie very plain: Plump faced, small mouthed with fine textured, blonded and scraped back hair
I'd guess 30ish not 25
Has a short and stumpy physique - firm not flabby but just not my type at all
Not remotely seductive in her approach or language

Negative

Covered in crap tattoos
The one bed flat is her home. Clean and cared for but full of all her 4 year olds toys and paraphernalia. REALLY off putting

I had major doubts about this before going ahead but fancied shagging a British chav for a change. It was something about the OP's comment about her being a bit of a club casualty (like me)  which got my fantasies flowing. I wish I'd kept my money and gone for one of my preferred types - a lithe, gym bunny seductive "performer".  Rosie is more dumpy housewife than club casualty imo.

If you have similar tastes to me in terms of looks and body I would probably steer clear.

Definitely no return for me.

[pumps]

Sounds like you got exactly what the previous reviewer and poster said you would get.

What do you mean by small mouthed? 

What was her approach / language actually like? If you could elaborate  more

Yes the childrens toys will kill the fantasy and bring back the reality that realistically 98% of escorts probably only do this job for their children /family.

Thanks for the review 

[Meursault]

Sounds like you got exactly what the previous reviewer and poster said you would get.
Yes, hence my stated apprehension, however punting is sometimes ... well ... punting

What do you mean by small mouthed? 
I mean she had a small mouth, rather than one with full sensuous lips

What was her approach / language actually like? If you could elaborate  more
"Sorry I was a bit late, I had to dry my hair" "Sorry about the toys, I'm gonna get boxes" etc. Banal, not sexual.

Yes the childrens toys will kill the fantasy and bring back the reality that realistically 98% of escorts probably only do this job for their children /family.
I'm sure 100% do it for money, but thanks for the slightly patronising worldly advice 

Thanks for the review
 

[pumps]

Loool

Thanks for the reply.

[Payyourwaymate]

Sounds depressing. Unlucky OP.

[stonebow1]

Tulse Hill has some dodgy parts. What was the location of the punt like? If it was anywhere near the big estate make sure you go in the daytime 

[Meursault]

Tulse Hill has some dodgy parts. What was the location of the punt like? If it was anywhere near the big estate make sure you go in the daytime 

Nice and quiet gentrified middle class area.
Parking difficult weekdays though. Pay&Go App. £3.50p/h

[Meursault]

Sounds depressing. Unlucky OP.

To be honest, i wouldn't say depressing. I do get low when seeing a girl who is in poor circumstances and being pimped.
However, Rosie was friendly, independent, living in a nice flat and seemed happy enough.
I simply didn't fancy her.

[ampithestud1]

Many thanks for the review.

She's sent me a few pics on whatsapp and I'm tempted by those tits. Were they natural or enhanced?

I dislike hard fake tits or if the SP doesn't allow sucking or squeezing them so keen to know what she did / didn't allow?

[Saltnpepper]

Many thanks for the review.

She's sent me a few pics on whatsapp and I'm tempted by those tits. Were they natural or enhanced?

I dislike hard fake tits or if the SP doesn't allow sucking or squeezing them so keen to know what she did / didn't allow?

Hey mate are you OK with inboxing me the pics of her I want to take a chance on her but it seems like it will be a long saga for me to get the number etc as its not listed currently. Or I can have her number if that's OK with you.

[Yankee21]

South London is such a desert

[Meursault]

Many thanks for the review.

She's sent me a few pics on whatsapp and I'm tempted by those tits. Were they natural or enhanced?

I dislike hard fake tits or if the SP doesn't allow sucking or squeezing them so keen to know what she did / didn't allow?

They seemed hard/false, although I didn't remove her bra

[ampithestud1]

They seemed hard/false, although I didn't remove her bra

Thanks. Not for me then.

[Fuzzyduck]

They seemed hard/false, although I didn't remove her bra

Thanks for the review and follow up info.
I've just about discounted her, though have half a notion of a P&D. Early when you say she's short, just how short do you reckon? Cheers

[Setodger]

tried to make a booking as I was in the area and looking for a P&D.

comms were good, but then she asked for a photo of me, I told her that I didn't us a smart phone for me hobby so couldn't send one.

her really reply

"not having a smart phone is a redflag"

this is all a bit rich for some who doesn't have a face image on their profile!