Author Topic: A hat trick of horrors, part 1, Lorena Porn Star, Earls Court  (Read 3354 times)


4 review(s) for Adriana Pornstar (1 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline JackSaint

This profile has been around a while in different guises, the search on here brings up an ex Diva girl with an AW profile, punts in Leeds and Edinburgh, a bait and switch in Soho, various names, photo sets and one positive, confusing.

Comms, WhatsApp, easy, got postcode, then full address as I paid for the first of what turned out to be three concurrent parking fees, the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea made a few quid off me today!

Place, careworn block on Brompton Road with a concierge who doesn’t give a fuck. Small, hot bedroom with tacky flashing lights round the skirting, double bed and stand up mirror.

Girl, profile says Russian, 24, latest photos show a big breasted, round arsed, size 8 brunette who French kisses and loves giving oral, indeed the narrative makes it look like a speciality, owo featured in her likes list which is all on offer, price £120, TGTBT?

External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/Lorena+Pornstar

What did I get? A five foot nothing Romanian with big tits, big nose and big lips, dressed up enticingly in white t shirt showing what would likely be droopy cleavage if released, cheap skirt and fluffy slippers, she had made absolutely no effort, bravo you cum whore!

We discussed services, kissing, owo and protected sex, she quoted £80 for owo, I laughed, hard out loud, she then offered an all inclusive feast for only £150, I smiled, not in delight and asked if it was her in the photos. She grabbed a phone and showed me the leaning over the bed in the room we were in, saying that’s me and so is the front on big tits shot but I’m wearing make up, I chuckled, then she showed me the one with the face shot and I said that’s got a small, thin, attractive nose, in my head I also said not one that looks like like a blind cobbler's thumb, she said, maybe a little photoshop! I said I’m leaving, she shrugged and said ok. I walked. What a fiasco!

Offline Momodan38

Unlucky dude. This supposed pic of hers from AW is used very extensively on Vivastreet ads across east London.

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Offline JackSaint

Unlucky dude. This supposed pic of hers from AW is used very extensively on Vivastreet ads across east London.

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That's categorically not her, unless the Picasso of Photoshop did it!

Offline TP84

I was just going to book her, done a search on here and this came up ! Thank you for the review, fair to say I will opt not to visit  :drinks:

Offline JackSaint

I was just going to book her, done a search on here and this came up ! Thank you for the review, fair to say I will opt not to visit  :drinks:

Please to be of assistance  :hi:

Offline golden bull

Jesus thanks JC. I was looking at her profile yesterday and hoped it’s not tgtbt but thanks for confirming.
Funnily enough I got a pcn fine yesterday and I was well pissed off. Cunt was obviously waiting in the shadow as I was not even a minute at the shop and he ninjitsued his way and managed to slap the ticket on my windscreen.
I wanted to lock stock him as they did in the film slimy bastard.

Offline teddyking

Nice one for walking, you would be surprised to how much you can save in the long run with no funding these bait and switch ass wipes

Also OP ^ unlucky on the ticket. I finished a punt once with some cunt of a traffic warden writing me a ticket. Made a Shit punt turn into an even shittier punt
Banned reason: Sarcastic twat of a troll
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Offline lillythesavage

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Nice one for walking, you would be surprised to how much you can save in the long run with no funding these bait and switch ass wipes

Also OP ^ unlucky on the ticket. I finished a punt once with some cunt of a traffic warden writing me a ticket. Made a Shit punt turn into an even shittier punt

Parking fees lol, not fines, bad things only come in threes :D
Banned reason: Undesirable, previously banned, still attacking members, discussing UKP with SP, toxic personality, it’s a no from me!,
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Offline JackSaint

Parking fees lol, not fines, bad things only come in threes :D

Yup, extortionate fees, not fines  :D

Offline FiveKnuckles

nice one JS.

I don't think I'd have the heart to walk from the button nosed dwarf.  I'd have her balance the phone with that pic of the real girl on her nose and pump away.  They call it 'Augmented Reality'   :)

Offline JackSaint

She reads the forum, messaged me and is not happy with the review, doesn't like being criticised and basically called me an ugly cunt, which is a long way from the truth  :crazy: :wacko: :manhater: :wackogirl:

Offline pa5151

She reads the forum, messaged me and is not happy with the review, doesn't like being criticised and basically called me an ugly cunt, which is a long way from the truth  :crazy: :wacko: :manhater: :wackogirl:

Strange she called you an ugly cunt considering escorts sleep with anyone for money so being ugly would be of irrelevance anyway.

They all read the forum any sign of a bad review and the profile gets deleted. Her one is still up for now.

Offline JackSaint

Strange she called you an ugly cunt considering escorts sleep with anyone for money so being ugly would be of irrelevance anyway.

They all read the forum any sign of a bad review and the profile gets deleted. Her one is still up for now.

She didn't write those exact words, it was more, look in the mirror, but you are right, our looks are irrelevant, we book whores based on how they portray themselves online both in words and pictures, both were wrong and misleading in her case.

Offline Momodan38

basically called me an ugly cunt, which is a long way from the truth  :crazy: :wacko: :manhater: :wackogirl:

Sticks and stones mate. SP clearly can’t take it being called out.

Offline Username77

Yep 80 for owo🤣
when girl ask 40-50+ for owo if not agency
Need to run🥲 cause something will be wrong 9/10
i almost had fight with pimp, i just was high and laughed about
few moments
when i visited one girl, i almost went out and main door opened
I was without shoes, and this man started communicate loud :angry:
But after he understood what he is not wright and i am not against to fight him,
he said apologized, but really wtf.

(she asked 40/50 extra for owo) ofcourse i was not inerested,
will not write review, cause she seems not in uk now,
with such
bad and poor servise, and i cant find her profile,

so if it is 80 extra = what to expect🤣🤟
« Last Edit: July 06, 2021, 02:50:08 pm by Username77 »

Offline TP84

She reads the forum, messaged me and is not happy with the review, doesn't like being criticised and basically called me an ugly cunt, which is a long way from the truth  :crazy: :wacko: :manhater: :wackogirl:

Strong statement from someone who uses someone elses pictures  :lol:

Offline JackSaint

Strong statement from someone who uses someone elses pictures  :lol:

Yup, particularly as she was a long way off being the best looking in the room  :P

Offline CMiller

The first red flag should have been the claim they are a porn star. If you can't find images matching they're name, walk away.

I can't recommend the Chrome plugin enough as it could save you from the B&S crap.

Offline JackSaint

The first red flag should have been the claim they are a porn star. If you can't find images matching they're name, walk away.

I can't recommend the Chrome plugin enough as it could save you from the B&S crap.

Good point but not sure it was a claim to be a real porn star, it should've been a red flag anyway because lots of Romanian girls use "porn star" or "party" type handles.

Offline tantric talents

Thanks for the heads up Jack and sorry you had an expensive wasted day.
I’d been tracking her too for a while and I agree those photos and the new pricing was so tempting and TGTBT as it turned out.
Bummer :scare: