Author Topic: Seriously Shit Photoshop  (Read 2174 times)

James999

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Whoever shopped this got carried away, makes her look like a thunderbirds puppet  :music:

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The President

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Does the head even belong on the body?

MethodMan

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The head looks like one of those real life sex dolls!

Louise 100% British

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The right leg is bigger than the left.

zootie

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their site seems to be down
was going to paste a photo of an orange cyborg they have on there
surely these lot have the worst photoshopped photos on the net

Tibbs

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How about this one? Her belly button is off centre!  :lol:

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James999

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Perhaps she's not human  :scare:

not only not human but wants to charge us £100 for a massage and a poxy handjob!!!

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toolboy55

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Perhaps she's not human  :scare:

Like a young Lady Penelope.

James I'm disappointed that you've taken down your avatar lady, was getting to like her.

James999

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not only not human but wants to charge us £100 for a massage and a poxy handjob!!!

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Well a lot of Fat old birds charge for a "massage" & wank, at least she's fit (I would guess)  :hi:

LL

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It'd be like getting a wank from a cartoon character.

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Photoshop sure gets a lot of shit. Most of these wannabes aren't making enough for a bootleg version. Professionals are outsourced by many photographers to do subtle photoshopping. Obviously some whores can only afford rank amateurs. A good photoshoot doesn't need photoshop. A bad one is usually made worse.

The best use of photoshop is maybe to make a selection of reasonably good looking girls homogenous - like on the LMP site. The punter can't tell who he's fucked from the photos but doesn't really care.

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Is it just me or is this another example of seriously shit Photoshop, her face doesn't seem to fit her body  :unknown:

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cockneybstrd

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It looks like two different faces

Up to the eyes one person and another for the nose and the jaw

And both are probably not joined to the body !