Author Topic: Jessica Rabbit - Kelsey - Lymm (Read 3486 times)

Tonyg · « **on:** November 13, 2020, 11:50:38 am »

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Despite previous negs and mixed reviews thought I’d bring out the best of her, was passing and obvs times is hard from a punting point of view

£100 for 30 min PSE at Lymm services

Comms all great, she seems nice enough, friendly etc and she certainly looks the fuck doll part but this was the most lacklustre fuck Ive ever had in my life, it was woefull, had to stop the ‘lapdance’ as it was embarrassingly bad, tbh I should have just got up and walked at that point

Hornypaul13 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2021, 04:31:32 pm »

I thought she was epileptic when she lap dances for me

Captain caveman 69 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2021, 06:53:46 pm »

Quote from: Hornypaul13 on June 30, 2021, 04:31:32 pm

I thought she was epileptic when she lap dances for me

T13 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2021, 08:47:39 pm »

Ian she as fit as she looks in pics

Hornypaul13 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2021, 09:32:57 pm »

Mate she’s fucking stunning,but that lap dance is comedy gold lol

OakTree · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2021, 09:58:55 pm »

Quote from: T13 on June 30, 2021, 08:47:39 pm

Ian she as fit as she looks in pics

Yeah she is well fit looking.

T13 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2021, 11:44:23 pm »

Thinking about booking based on the way she looks alone

big2010bird · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2021, 07:37:40 am »

T13, I recently had the same thoughts, then wasted £100, I need to post a review for the meet, but my advice would be to avoid

Tonyg · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2021, 09:46:34 am »

Looks wise.... absolute fit as fuck, tbh Id probably go back and get her to lie on the bed doing poses while I spunk all over her.. but its a very expensive wank!

Woblybobsdog · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2021, 11:39:36 am »

Total moneysaver this review.
Martin Lewis would be proud

Tonyg · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2021, 01:29:12 pm »

Quote from: Woblybobsdog on July 01, 2021, 11:39:36 am

Total moneysaver this review.
Martin Lewis would be proud

Martin Lewis would be sat in the corner wanking himself blind

Drayki · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:14:03 pm »

£12 for a 5 second video of her

WTF

The worlds gone mad

Moby Dick · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:27:24 pm »

Quote from: Pumpkin on July 01, 2021, 02:14:03 pm

£12 for a 5 second video of her WTF The worlds gone mad

VHS or Betamax?

Haven’t got either so won’t be ordering the video

T13 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2021, 04:31:12 pm »

Thanks for advice atm my dick doing the thinking as she does look fine. When you say shit shag? Do you mean she just lies there like a sack of spuds?

Tonyg · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2021, 05:45:44 pm »

Sack of spuds would be more animated....

Shes lovely, and fit as fuck... if she put any effort in I’d be a reg

Tonyg · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2021, 05:46:21 pm »

Quote from: Moby Dick on July 01, 2021, 02:27:24 pm

VHS or Betamax?

Haven’t got either so won’t be ordering the video

You still a laser disc guy Moby?

Moby Dick · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2021, 05:56:08 pm »

Quote from: Tonyg on July 01, 2021, 05:46:21 pm

You still a laser disc guy Moby?

What’s that?

Strictly Mags in brown paper bags and porno cinemas me.
Like to join like minded individuals dressed in their dirty macs having a wank in a not so “Holy” pocket to some fat ugly slapper on the big screen.

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Author Topic: Jessica Rabbit - Kelsey - Lymm (Read 3486 times)