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Author Topic: Edora and Karlina, Earls Court, dirty and sleazy, not in a good way  (Read 2653 times)

Offline JackSaint

Comms, agency text, easy, booked in advance, confirmed and got address on the day.

Place, the basement of doom in Warwick Road. Luckily the good sized bedroom, double bed, sofa with large mirror above on the side wall, partitioned kitchen, separate crappy shower room with a shower you need to be either an escapologist or at least double jointed to get in and out of.

It all felt sleazy, the fitted sheet stretched over the bed had a tear in the corner, it was clean but not well washed, with a couple of questionable marks, the pillows didn’t look fresh, the floor could do with a good scrub, the sofa was not appealing for any action and a UV forensic torch would very likely find more stains than Mr Clean.

Girls, Edora External Link/Members Only 5 feet 3, size 8, mid twenties Russian green eyed brunette, 34B natural boobs, pretty, cheeky, mainly stellar reviews on here, one, by alexmck was positive but with hints of conveyor belting, selfie here External Link/Members Only and Karlina External Link/Members Only late 20s, blue eyed bottle blonde, 5 feet 7, 34B natural, size 8, guilty of a no show in a review on the agency site. She has a video selfie here External Link/Members Only

Edora looks very much like an average waitress in a Moscow diner, Karlina would be washing the dishes and only allowed front of house in a dire emergency. Both were slim/fat, with a belly built on lazy eating and lack of exercise in between getting serviced, neither bothered with any makeup or spot concealer, each had failed to wash their hair. No b.o. but certainly no deliciously feminine fragrances.

They greeted me in cheap lingerie and heels, the epitome of £120 girls charging £200 because it’s an agency punt, disgraceful. I considered walking but my cock told me they were like Estate chavs and would be great shags, so I stayed, he was fucking wrong.

Brief chat, Karlina the more forceful one, despite it being Edora’s place, I showered, returned be-towelled expecting to be pounced upon by two ravenous birds. Grope, stroke, unpleasant DFK due to average breath, both girls, not me, I was fully Listerined.

Onto the bed, alternate owo with the other having a go on my balls or nipples or body, I was avoiding DFK by this point, condom on then Karlina in cowgirl, condom swap, Edora in cowgirl, a bit stubbly in the front and back bottom areas, over to the mirror, more owo and copious cum on body and floor as I pondered the futility of this punt.

Clean up, chat, these two are never going to win an award for client engagement, they were pleasant enough but it was purely a transactional meeting, no hint of trying to or pretending to enjoy it.

More boring owo, ball licking and sucking and as I lay back with two naked girls ministering to me downstairs I gazed around the room, was struck by the sheer shitness of the environment, crappy old TV, dusty fixtures and fittings and became annoyed at the fact that the clock on the front of the cooker hasn’t been set, was at 12:00 and was blinking.

The oral, half hearted by Karlina despite some spitting and glugging and toothy with fake moans from Edora wasn’t going to get me to a second pop so I repositioned them and asked for lube. Edora was tonguing my balls and wanking me lazily along with comedy moaning, I got her to position herself more arse up and arched so I could see her tits too and Karlina lay side on absent mindedly licking my nipples and stroking my body.

I was getting close, squeezed out some more lubricant, pushed Edora deeper under my balls, muffling her moans, she went more side on and I spotted a sprout of a few coarse hairs at the top of her arse crack, delightful! Despite this I soldiered on and managed a second cumming, more in revenge for the crappy service and environment than through their (lack of real) efforts.

Shower, Karlina asked for a review as I was dressing, well here it is printsessa, kiss each and out, into the drizzle, a perfect reflection of my mood.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2021, 02:27:30 pm by JackSaint »

Offline NickA

 :lol: Great review. Vivid too. I could visualise the whole thing: the flashing cooker clock, the cum-stained sheet, the sprouting arse hairs……

Offline Momodan38

Karlina the more forceful one, despite it being Edora’s place

Funnily enough you get that vibe from Karlina’s photos to, so not surprised.

Offline bedhedred


My cock leads me into this error often and it's rarely true. I find that classy birds are more likely to be better shags. 😂

" I considered walking but my cock told me they were like Estate chavs and would be great shags, so I stayed"

Offline JackSaint

:lol: Great review. Vivid too. I could visualise the whole thing: the flashing cooker clock, the cum-stained sheet, the sprouting arse hairs……

Barbara Cartland will be spinning in her grave at the romance of it!

Offline The Night King

Nightmare  :angry: Sorry for your loss  :cry:

I hate that flat. I've sat on that couch but yeah I'd rather not think about what the UV would show up  :scare:

The carefully crafted impression of Russian SPs being some elite offering is taking a bit of a battering right now.

Offline JackSaint

Nightmare  :angry: Sorry for your loss  :cry:

I hate that flat. I've sat on that couch but yeah I'd rather not think about what the UV would show up  :scare:

The carefully crafted impression of Russian SPs being some elite offering is taking a bit of a battering right now.

Thanks, it's a shitshow, Russia is locked down tighter than here, so they are sticking around as long as they can and the "good" ones on my hitlist like Rosemary are £300 plus extras, absolute robbery.

Offline whats that noise

Thanks op. Made up my mind not to book Edora. Worse thing for me is dirty bed etc.

Offline massagepuntingfan

I feel the horror of your shit punt. The horror!

Offline JackSaint

I feel the horror of your shit punt. The horror!

You sound like Frankie Howerd!


Offline golden bull

Omg that sounds awful and somewhat glad I failed to make a meeting with Edora last week. If it’s the flat I’m thinking of, basement with walled mirror with couch underneath and the grottiest shower then yes the flat is yuck.


Offline Alexmck

Sprouting arse hairs... Need to keep a better eye out!

Offline JackSaint

Sprouting arse hairs... Need to keep a better eye out!

The lighting was a long way from romantic, not that I'm suggesting WGs should work in semi darkness but this was full on, no hint of creating a mood, everything fully on, every spot, crevice, body and arse hair exposed.

Offline me_crat

Oof - what a shit punt! I feel for you - I have the feeling Edora is getting hammered non-stop on her 2-3 week stopover. Her attitude seems to have changed from her first days here

Offline JackSaint

Oof - what a shit punt! I feel for you - I have the feeling Edora is getting hammered non-stop on her 2-3 week stopover. Her attitude seems to have changed from her first days here

Thanks, you are probably right, Edora was pleasant and smily enough, Karlina, just business, but the total lack of effort in appearance by both of them and the grotty flat made it a very unpleasant punt.

Offline Alexmck

The lighting was a long way from romantic, not that I'm suggesting WGs should work in semi darkness but this was full on, no hint of creating a mood, everything fully on, every spot, crevice, body and arse hair exposed.

Mine was very dimly lit. Almost like a horror movie where a cupboard door swings open and then something dead falls out

Offline Alexmck

Thanks, you are probably right, Edora was pleasant and smily enough, Karlina, just business, but the total lack of effort in appearance by both of them and the grotty flat made it a very unpleasant punt.

Sorry to hear. Think you might be right and maybe they were trying to do less than the minimum as they thought the other would pick up the slack

Offline JackSaint

Sorry to hear. Think you might be right and maybe they were trying to do less than the minimum as they thought the other would pick up the slack

I've done plenty of duos, believe me they both did the absolute minimum because they thought they could get away with it, on this occasion they were both bad whores.

Offline pantywetter

Nightmare  :angry: Sorry for your loss  :cry:

I hate that flat. I've sat on that couch but yeah I'd rather not think about what the UV would show up  :scare:

The carefully crafted impression of Russian SPs being some elite offering is taking a bit of a battering right now.

Usually start off with a blowie on that couch when I visit they flat.  Advise anyone not to sit there!

Offline pantywetter

That hairy arse sounds terrible.  That would certainly have put me off my stride.

Offline JackSaint

Usually start off with a blowie on that couch when I visit they flat.  Advise anyone not to sit there!

If I ever go to that flat again I'm going nowhere near that couch :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: