External Link/Members OnlyThis cost me £120 for a supposed hour and I would have had more enjoyment wiping my ass with the notes.
Location was the well-known terraced house off the east end of New Hall Lane, Preston - near Waverley Park.
The girl was supposed to be a 22 year old Singaporean, in reality she was a 40+ Thai. She looked superficially like the photos, but was clearly not the same person. She's simply the latest in a stream of girls working there - I think at present there are three plus a TS.
To the details............
I saw the previous guy leave and got an immediate "come now" text (so little time for a cleanup). Door opened, she was behind it wearing a shapeless shift dress that would do service as granny's nightdress from M&S.
Twice the advertised age, white camouflage facepaint and red lips. Baby belly, pendulous tits I couldn't get near and untrimmed pubes around a cunt she didn't like being licked.
Anyway we entered the room (the converted downstairs one) and she told me I had 30 minutes. I'd booked an hour, but she was saying she already had another booking. I made to leave and suddenly an hour was available. So I handed the cash over, I should have walked.
We undressed, she pulled the shift off over her head, slow mechanical. No underwear - she'd not bothered after the last white van man punter I'd seen leave. She told me to lie face down on the bed, then gave me a supposed massage, which was really five minutes of random gripping punching or poking. Erotic? No chance. Five minutes in she said turn over, put a rubber on my half-erection and gave me the worst blowjob ever for all of two minutes...........she then rolled on her back and said "fuck me". Well that was a waste of time..........between what seemed a full jar of lube and a cunt that was so loose you'd need an elephant's dick to fill it, there was no feeling of sensation. I wasn't even touching the sides. Tried spoons in the hope that would be better..........it wasn't. She offered HE, I agreed - something I immediately regretted as she obviously conflates penises with sink plungers.
I'd had enough, so stopped it and left. I'd been there 20 minutes. Of course she was all smiles as she could fit that other booking back in.
I've had varied success in that house, this was the worst
