Author Topic: Maria from Lush Escorts Birmingham  (Read 1491 times)

Offline HartfordsAdventure

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30 mins incall

This was my first punt of the Covid era, and first review here.

Called up Lush Escorts to see who was available, and was delighted to hear Maria was around as she was probably my first pick on the website. I'd also seen here that she was pretty damn fit, so that was reassuring. Booking was pretty straightforward, although she was running 10 mins late, so had to hang around a short while. Fortunately parking was easy on the street (George Street, Jewellery Quarter).

Finally got the apartment number and knocked. She answered the door and I was struck by how petite she was. She has a nice face, but she wasn't very warm. I honestly don't think she meant to be rude, but she seemed pretty knackered. Conversation was a bit of a struggle. I went for a shower voluntarily - it had been a hot and humid day. I was pretty turned on by her body, so emerged from the shower pretty hard, and was ready to slowly undress her, which I enjoy. However, she was already down to her panties, and her pert tittles were out. She looked great. Tight little ass, flat stomach, small waist not a hint of fat or cellulite and short to average height.

She didn't seem up for the GFE at all, and went straight to business on my cock. Whacked a Johnny on and started sucking and frantically jerking me off. I felt she wanted me to cum asap, and there were no niceties or eye contact at all. I wasn't in much danger of blowing because the whole thing felt quite clinical. As this point I was feeling pretty disappointed, despite being balls deep in a hot babe's face.

We decided it was time for sex. She told me to go easy because of my size. I asked her if she wanted to go on top then, and she preferred to do that. Lay on the bed and the panties came off. Little bit of stubble perhaps, but all good down there. She sat on my cock and I stuck it in balls deep, without any worries. Then began my favourite part of the punt, admiring that petite frame gyrating on top of me. I sucked on her pert titties and held her waist. I asked her how she kept in shape so well and she said genes and cause she's only 19.

Given the rest of the punt was lackluster, and I didn't have high hopes. I thought of no better time to blow my load than with the current view in front of me. I reached over to her tight ass cheeks, and started thrusting into her. She lay down towards me and started to moan as I went in deep. Then with one big thrust I jizzed in a bag, deep inside her. That was the end of the punt. No other positions or anything, I just wasn't that keen to carry on.

Wasn't a huge amount of chat after that. But she was pleasant. I think she's a nice girl just shy and probably overworked. She showed me a couple of her favourite tik tok videos as I got dressed.

If she wasn't so hot, I'd have given her a negative - for performance. But it was enough to get me off. Felt like a pump and dump, glorified wank.

I wouldn't go back again, and I probably wouldn't recommend her either. But I'll leave it at neutral as she is a sight to be seen.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2021, 04:47:56 pm by HartfordsAdventure »

Offline teddyking

These Lush girls are being over worked, there was a review where someone mentioned a Lush girl told them that she had to see 9 clients on a 12 hour shift. I guess that’s the problem with agencies but at least you provided services expected 👍
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Offline Imp8

I don't know about being overworked,but this review reads like a standard Rom punt.I think that's more relavent than how knackered she is.

Offline HartfordsAdventure

Could have a point. Have had experiences with Roms in the past that weren't dissimilar. Uglier ones though.

Offline curry

I don't know about being overworked,but this review reads like a standard Rom punt.I think that's more relavent than how knackered she is.

+1

Offline Urban_G

Maybe she's so overworked and knackered that she packed it in, your link doesn't work and she's not on the website.

Offline The Owl

These Lush girls are being over worked, there was a review where someone mentioned a Lush girl told them that she had to see 9 clients on a 12 hour shift. I guess that’s the problem with agencies but at least you provided services expected 👍

The pimp doesn't make as much money if the escorts aren't seeing as many clients. Part of the reason why punters hate pimps, they sit on their arse, overbook/work the escorts and end up with substandard bookings at the same price as a decent indie who can pay herself.

Offline Punter S Thompson

Maybe she's so overworked and knackered that she packed it in, your link doesn't work and she's not on the website.
She's back on the rota.
Banned reason: Fuck you as well.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline teddyking

The pimp doesn't make as much money if the escorts aren't seeing as many clients. Part of the reason why punters hate pimps, they sit on their arse, overbook/work the escorts and end up with substandard bookings at the same price as a decent indie who can pay herself.

And it’s a very popular agency in a big city with incall rates cheaper than independent rates so they it won’t be surprising if they are very busy, seeing upwards of 10 clients a day
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Offline Urban_G

Maybe she's so overworked and knackered that she packed it in, your link doesn't work and she's not on the website.
She's back on the rota.
:hi: :thumbsup: