I used to go to this place a few years ago, I know it is a reliable ‘rub and tug’ outfit, so I ended up spending a happy hour there today. I booked by phone an hour in advance – super easy. It’s clean and has a nice shower room.
I am about 90% sure she is called Emilia. Certainly begins with ‘E’. Says she is Italian. I’m going to say 45. But, to be honest, it was dark, there were masks etc. She is no spring chicken. She has impressive chest, which I got to play with.
I paid £45 for the hour, then in the room, I sat on the massage table, looked her in the eye and said exactly what I wanted with regard to ‘sexy extras’ – no point in beating around the bush – and we did a swift deal. (I think I said ‘I actually want a naughty massage’. Lol)
I paid £95 in total for an hour of topless massage and a ‘HE’.
I was very randy, so I told her to get her top off and move straight to the sensual stuff, so she oiled me up and got to work. Cock and balls, stroking, nipple squeezing – even some sexy anal play. No penetration of any orifice was offered. At one point I said ‘can I fuck you?’ – I didn’t really want to fuck her, I just wanted to say ‘can I fuck you’

– and she said ‘maybe next time, baby’. A highlight was me on all fours on the table with a raging hard-on being vigorously ‘tugged’ from below. Sexy.
After about 30 mins I said ‘I’m going to come, then I want a massage’, and that’s what happened. Nice, firm relaxing massage up to the 60 mins mark. She even worked on my shoulder, which is giving me problems.
I was super clear with what I wanted, which is always good in these places. And when I got home I went to sleep for two hours - which is revealing.
I mean – I’ve had sexier ‘HE’ massages, but I would maybe go back. I’d like to pay less, mind. For nearly the same money I could have had my needs 'fully serviced'. I did toy with the idea of going for a P&D in the local Aldershot Rom knocking shop – you know, the one in the basement opposite the church - but recent reviews are so grim, I couldn’t bring myself to do it.