External Link/Members OnlyHaving not punted for a couple of years now due to you know what, observing a recent review on here for said Brazilian I decided it was time to dip the tinkle in the water again. The review by apptech (I think) proved too much promise for me to resist.
Now my last punt was to this very same well worn Abode De Brazil in Gt Yar, in 2019, which was a switch, but passable. I swore to myself back then that I would never return and after today I wish I hadn’t. Also, the place smells awful now, like the bins haven’t been put out for a few weeks.
Contact was simple, by text and phone call, the girl spoke good English, although no OWO on offer at all. The abode in question is not discrete. I arrive and there’s a young child in the front garden next door, then out comes her dad, then mum. That they were foreign put me slightly more at ease. Clearly I don’t have a conscience when it comes to foreigners having an opinion on what I’m up to, anyhow I still faced away, pulled my cap down and pushed my sunglasses tighter.
The door opens, it’s dark, there’s someone behind the door, I step in, am I going to see the girl in the profile? Of course I’m not. As we head into the light it becomes even more apparent this is a different girl, different physique as tits not what were advertised and not what I want to be playing with as per advert. They look saggy even within a bra, facially not ugly but just not for me. I think nah, I’m not even going to entertain this so lamely state that I’m not happy with how I’ve parked my car, I think I best move it, and I depart.
I’m proud that I didn’t give in to the sod who lives down below and gets me into these scrapes just for a shag; but I ain’t half aching for a decent punt now. Why is there so little on offer in Norfolk/Suffolk?
I promise myself once again that I will never return for a Brazilian if Gt Yarmouth.