I'm writing this on an iPhone so apologies for any mistakes
First off, this was an expensive mistake, a meet which turned around into something quiet horrid
£300 for 1 hour outcall
Comms were brief but good, I liked the look of her on her website - Madeleine Mercury. I love a hairy muff
Celeste is an attractive girl, she turned up to my house looking casual, minimal make up, but I like that. We settled down on my sofa for a coffee and brief chat, and after 5mins she started to get political - which is never a good thing to discuss with a fellow Londoner. She started taking about Palestine, BLM, Labour and how she supported universal income, more refugee rights etc, and how she was an activist and that I should be ashamed as a mixed raced man - for not liking Corbyn or Labour, I politely disagreed with her and said she's entitled to her views, bu I knew this was a bad vibe pre sex...
I managed to divert the convo to intimacy, and made a move to DFK - it wasn't that, it was LFK and I'm immaculately groomed so I guess it was my opposing political view that put her off? I persevered and put up with the soft kisses but was also pissed off as I love DFK and she had nice lips. I then unzipped and gave her my length for OWO, and she was gentle but the technique was good...after a while I suggested she undress, and climb on top - she has lovely tits, but I immediately noticed a pong - fishy, I've been here before with girls and knew this would be an erection killer...I told her this and she said "do you expect us girls fannies to smell of unicorn perfume'? I'm like WTF, I tried to calm the situation and said I wasn't trying to offend her but the facts were she had a pong and I'm paying £300 for this. To diffuse the situation, she said give me 5mins, and she hopped into my bathroom and asked for a towel..she came out starkers and said let's do this..
At this point I'm still mesmerised at what this booking is turning into, but I wanted to salvage it, as I knew she wasn't going to refund me. She came out smelling better - using my shower gel, proceeded to give me OWO again but more vigorous, rubbered me up and then climbed on top and rode me gently. We did various positions on my luxury big sofa, and I eventually finished in doggy, but this was not an intense orgasm
It's worth noting, she didn't smile much after I mentioned the pong, and she made no noise when fucking her. She left bang on 1 hour, this was an absolute shit show. I booked a WG and got a Labour activist instead. I couldn't comprehend how she got so many positive feedbacks on AW? Luckily I can afford to take a financial hit like this, but I'm still seething writing this
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