External Link/Members Only£40 massage 1 hour + £20 HE
Always a bit hit and miss with this one, unfortunately I got a miss. I've given it a neutral but it's bordering on a negative.
This was about 5 days ago. I pre-booked by phone, mid evening appointment.
I was greeted by a small Chinese girl in a black tunic and trousers and a mask. I wore one myself as I thought it would be required. She didn't take the money at the desk, just led me straight through to the massage room, asked how long, and I said 1 hour and with HE and handed over £60 straight off as it's no mystery or guesswork what's on offer at this place.
She left me to undress, but when I lay down she tugged my mask off and put it with my clothes, but kept hers on all through.
What followed was the most lacklustre massage I've probably ever had, just many repetitive stroking actions with no real massage technique. Halfway through I was getting totally bored and wished I'd just booked 30 minutes. She used a very minimum of oil like there was a shortage or something.
Eventually she flipped me over and gave me an indifferent hand job, followed by a clean up and what she probably thought of as a head massage but was just as bad as the rest. There was no chat and she seemed totally devoid of personality.
The girls rotate, so hopefully next time I'll get a better one.
