Author Topic: Milly - La Maison - Bury  (Read 1669 times)

Offline Pat Phelan

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These punts happened quite a while back but being that she’s back working in Bury I thought I’d review her. I visited her twice in the space of two weeks.

Location: Bury, La Maison

Price: £60, half an hour

Looks: She was facially average, in her mid/late 20’s and a size 12/14 dress size. I’d estimate her height to be around 5ft5 barefoot which she was on both occasions. Her beasts were fairly small, waist fairly slim and her arse was decent. In short, she had a slightly out of shape hourglass figure. I was quite happy.

Service, 1st visit: I must point out that I never once saw this girl smile. She was miserable. She probably asked me if I fancied a massage which I declined as I always do. I got her to come over and stand in front of me as I sat on the edge of the bed which is how I always start. I didn’t attempt DFK as I had an unkempt beard at the time. I sucked her tits, which was nice, almost a handful I’d say. I then got her against the wall and fondled her from behind and stroked her arse cheeks as she stroked my cock. I got her to bend over the edge of the bed and I gave her a rim job and licked her fanny. After a few minutes of this I asked her to suck me off in front of the big mirror, which I enjoyed. A nice view of her sucking me off from my own POV plus the mirror using a different angle. I was enjoying this. It was not the best blow job I've ever had but it felt nice. After around 3-5 minutes she complained her knees were hurting and suggested we do it on the bed. No problem. So she carried on sucking me off for a little while. Now this was the part where she developed an attitude. She had slipped on the condom, which almost killed it. Then she started fiddling about. I said something like ‘come on, bend over’. She replied cockily ‘you don’t have to tell me to come on I’m doing it now’. So just before my cock goes limp I manage to get it inside and fucked her, I shot my load into the rubber. So, I’m getting dressed, chatting away, as you do and she seemed fairly friendly at the end but she still had a slightly scornful tone and seemed rather miserable. I had explained before I left that I told her to hurry up because I was about to go limp.

2nd visit: I was in two minds beforehand as to weather or not I should pay her a second visit. The first punt had been a positive even with the moodiness. I thought what the hell, why not. So this time it starts almost the same as the first punt. She led me into the room, no smile and no real hint of friendliness. This turned out to be one of the worse punts I’ve ever had. I was sucking her tits when she started crossing services off her list. ‘You’re not spreading my cheeks and licking me out, by the way.’ Her tone and attitude put me straight off wanting to carry out the rest of the punt. It was probably the desired affect. And also told me ‘I’m only doing oral on the bed’, which I have no problem with. So she gave me a bang average blow job. No licking, no deep throat, just sucked a third of the length. I decided I’d position her in missionary this time. So I spread her legs and got it over with. She just lay there like a sack of spuds. I barely spoke to her as I got dressed. Her list of services clearly states: ‘rimming (receives)’ amongst other things such as ‘reverse oral’.

First punt: low end positive.
Second punt: a miserable negative


« Last Edit: June 03, 2021, 07:52:25 pm by Pat Phelan »

Offline Atlas1957

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear about it.

It might have been worth seeing if you could get a refund at the start of the second punt, if you'd only got to the tit sucking and nothing else done yet. You risk losing the £50 with no punt for it, but also a chance at getting it back so you can spend it on someone else.

Offline Pat Phelan

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear about it.

It might have been worth seeing if you could get a refund at the start of the second punt, if you'd only got to the tit sucking and nothing else done yet. You risk losing the £50 with no punt for it, but also a chance at getting it back so you can spend it on someone else.

If I get a crap service I just don’t see them again. She lost a potential regular. I bet she doesn’t have any regulars. The second visit was one of the 5 worse punts I’ve had off the top of my head. It was like being with an EE.

Offline Kool Keef

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I personally wouldn't attempt to get a refund in La Maison, could imagine that being a bit embarrassing, going into reception with other punters sat around, a pissed off WG traipsing behind you having her say, the other WGs coming out for a nosy & a laugh.......could get ugly :scare:  :blush:
Just give them a neg on here & never book them again.
I saw Milly 2 or 3 years ago (did a review) & it was unenjoyable & i didn't return.

Offline Atlas1957

I've been in the reception of a parlour when a guy asked for his money back (told no with a really flimsy reason of only the owner can do refunds, but they at least swapped WGs on him).

And I have managed to get some of mine back once, told the WG 20 minutes in I didn't want to do an hour as she wasn't working for me and I went and got a refund from reception.

I'd only give it a go if it was a parlour I went to very often at the time with a receptionist that knew that.

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I tried it in Infinity & was instantly told the money was already "in the safe" & there was no chance of a refund, I had the bitch WG shouting her mouth off, effing & jeffing, throwing insults at me ( i was completely calm & polite all the time btw) luckily no other punters were in reception but the other WGs came out of the back for a ganders.
I just walked out, leaving the fuming brass & the bemused, middle aged receptionist to it.
Ive also walked at Sandys & Cherrys, after failing to 'click' shall we say with the girl, the parlour generally don't give a shit unless you're a proper regular there & 'know' the receptionist or owners.

Offline Pat Phelan

I’ve only ever asked for a refund once before and I actually got it. This was about two years ago at the Georgian. I had called in at around 9pm one night to see a new girl. She was not as described on their website. I was 10 minutes into the punt and I couldn’t get an erection. She was really giving me a crap service. I told her to stop and I got changed. I went to the desk and asked for a refund. There was no other punters there, only the receptionist, the WG that I had just been in the room with and another WG. They tried to haggle with me but I told them I had not had full sex with her and had been in the room only 10 minutes. The girl pulled the money out and gave me £20 back. And I was off. I was more frustrated that I didn’t get what I actually went in there for.

Offline Clitheroelad

Shocker that OP. I was trying to arrange a meeting with hwr myself until Covid hit and shes always been on my to do list, but Ive read a few reports about her service being substandard so perhaps Ill pass. I was trying to arrange a 2 girl with her and Bryony, but the later never turns up for her shift so Ill move on.