Author Topic: TS review: Emily 9Inches, Chelsea  (Read 19313 times)

Offline COB77

TS review

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I saw Emily in London in December 2020. Contacted via WhatsApp and made an arrangement for a few hours later, which was early Friday evening. Agreed a one hour appointment for £200. Was given a postcode on Baker Street, which turned out to be an Everyman Cinema, but was quickly redirected to a small apartment building around the corner. Small reception area with an unmanned concierge desk, apartment was first floor. I did happen to pass residents in the stairs both entering and leaving. The apartment (pictured in Birchplace profile) was two bedroom, one bathroom and tidy but unremarkable. Emily lives with another TS I believe - she notified me her flatmate was in the other bedroom.

Emily greeted me at the door in high heels and black lingerie with a pvc bodice (broadly similar to photos in ad). She was c.5'10 from memory, slim and toned. Very pale skin. Jet black hair. Absolutely the girl in her photos albeit her face in the photos may have been slightly touched up. She was relatively quiet but pleasant. I paid and was led to the bedroom.

I enjoyed our meeting - there was not much talking and her manner is slightly cool but I did feel welcome and she was attentive and engaged. Her naked pictures are also accurate. She seemed to enjoy giving and receiving oral and we went back and forth for quite a while (uncovered). She was very clean and got fully erect easily. She also became a little more assertive when receiving oral. We had sex with me on top - only one position before I lay on my back and she then stroked me until I finished. We didn't attempt any other activities.   

In summary, Emily came as advertised. I felt very comfortable with her and enjoyed myself. She did have a quiet, reserved manner which might not appeal to all.

Offline winkywanky

Thanks for the review COB, I see you're a new member, welcome, and a member of the TS fraternity to boot  :hi:.

Emily looks rather nice. Was she English/British?

Offline COB77

Thank you for the welcome. I have used the site for some time but was only able to register recently.

Emily was Brazilian. Her English was limited but not an obstacle.   

Offline winkywanky

Thank you for the welcome. I have used the site for some time but was only able to register recently.

Emily was Brazilian. Her English was limited but not an obstacle.


Thanks, I suppose the size of her cock rather gives her nationality away actually  :D.


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Offline foobarbaz

Her twitter account, if anyone's interested >>>

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Watching the videos on twitter I'd say the photos are highly photoshopped and there is no way that's a 9 inches sausage :)

Offline caramba

Watching the videos on twitter I'd say the photos are highly photoshopped and there is no way that's a 9 inches sausage :)
I'm of a more favourable opinion. Looks pretty decent

Offline candycan

I saw her last week, have not had time to do the review yet. The meet was a bit crazy in places but she is really nice and happy to please.

Her face does not look like the photos, but she is still passable. Her skin is much darker than the photos which is a shame. She has a nice body, nice bum and figure. But she could not get that hard because she was snorting a bit before the meet apparently. (Im top only so don't care anyway)

Offline foobarbaz

I'm of a more favourable opinion. Looks pretty decent
Oh yes absolutely, I didn’t mean she is small, just that she is not 9 inches but we already know most of the lie :)

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Watching the videos on twitter I'd say the photos are highly photoshopped and there is no way that's a 9 inches sausage :)

Was just going to say this, dick photos look very photoshopped to me. No doubt it's not small but no way in hell that is 9 inches.

Just watched the Twitter video and that confirms for me the pics are very photoshopped. I'm much bigger than her by the looks of things and I'm only about 7.4 inches so not even close to 9.

Seems to be a habit amongst TS escorts to blatantly lie about their size.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2021, 10:28:08 am by MysteryManNo.7 »

Offline foobarbaz

Or maybe it's because men lie to them constantly about how much 10 inches is and that's also why women cannot park ;) :lol:

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Or maybe it's because men lie to them constantly about how much 10 inches is and that's also why women cannot park ;) :lol:

I have heard the joke of women struggle to park as men are constantly lying to them about how big 7 inches really is and there is definitely a thing such as 'girl inches'.

Have received more than a few flattering but innacurate size guesses as a result of other blokes bragging about their equipment.

Offline foobarbaz

I have heard the joke of women struggle to park as men are constantly lying to them about how big 7 inches really is and there is definitely a thing such as 'girl inches'.

Have received more than a few flattering but innacurate size guesses as a result of other blokes bragging about their equipment.

Hehe well you can really throw whichever number in the joke.

But yes flattering is always welcome I suppose, genuine or not. It goes both ways in all fairness especially when you guess women ages and you purposely go low.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Oh yeah no doubt most of the time escorts are just blowing smoke up my arse with the compliments but they're still appreciated.