If it's too good to be true.. it usually is too good to be true -
External Link/Members OnlyJust came back from this one so I'll try not to be a keyboard warrior and let my emotions get in the way of a review...
With that said... apologies for the long review which may not be easily readable.
Summary = Scamming sexy bitch whore + "scary" pimp services..?
Thought the photos were too good to be true. Then I had a feeling I've seen this girl somewhere before.. Cute Student Kelly?? (several user reviews on this site).
Unfortunately I couldn't double check either on AW (profile is gone) or for a review here.
Messaged, got a reply, asked for photos. Big mistake. Blah blah "you think I'm not real, you think I'm cheap girl, YOU DONT WANT REAL GIRL, stop wasting my time". She tried charging me £20 just for asking for a photo lol.
Now, at this point some men might walk from the shitty attitude just for asking for a photo, but I kinda like the "no bullshit" attitude some girls give. In the end she did send 2 videos.
I did also have some vibes that the person writing maybe wasn't the girl.. usually guys trying to scam you respond like that.. although, we will get to it later why i do think it was her.
Anyway, tried to haggle the ridiculous £50 for OWO, no chance. Agreed £100 for 30mins (no OWO....). For me this is rare, but she looked sexy as hell. Been looking for a nice slim girl with big boobs and a nice face. And I would of paid the same for cute student kelly if she was still around (although looking at the reviews.. probably good I avoided her once upon a time)
Arrived at the location, she gave me the wrong address.. knocked on some random guys door.
Got the correct address, walked into a tiny dark apartment made for gnomes or hobbits.. almost hit my head a few times.
Girl: The girl, accurate photos i think, shes very pretty, wearing a tight dress, slim body, big boobs... hang on.. boobs looked bigger when I saw her than in the photos.. Are they real photos?
Before I went to the bathroom, had a little talk. Everything is normal, she even puts some music on. She gave me the option of paying her directly after we fucked. When I came back.. she asked if I can pay her first.. (mistake/hint number 2?). So of course I said no problem like a dumbass, was planning to pay in cash, but she said bank transfer is fine. But that should've been another hint, this is too good to be true. Why did she change her mind.. Who cares, sexy girl, time to fuck.
Paid her, went "upstairs" which was basically just an indoor balcony with a double bed with enough room just for her to stand. Me however had to bend over like a goblin.
Got on the bed, she took her clothes off, nice slim toned body, big natural boobs. Bit low hanging for my tastes, but looks good on her. Very happy with what I've got for £100.
Starts with OW... This is sounding good right, why negative??
After less than 5mins of a decent BJ, she suggests her favourite position. Not sure what it's called but, basically me sitting on the edge of the bed and her sitting on my dick.
She slowly puts it in... not feeling anything yet... looks like the tip is just inside...
"no sorry I can't do this" - why not?, "baby your dick is no good it's not comfortable" - what are you talking about? Do you want to try a different position? "okay let's try like this.." (cowgirl, again just the tip goes in.. barely..) "no sorry I can't do it, its not comfortable" - are you serious? "baby my pussy is too tight and with your dick its not comfortable", "even with you on top or doggy I don't think its any good" - Did I mention i can barely feel it going inside? She's definitely not tight
Now listen lads.. I'm not going to show you all my dick, but it's perfectly normal. It's not too big, its not pointy, its not fat, its not shaped like a zig zag or anything weird, just a slight curve. Tighter girls have never said anything during 1 hour punts, so I'm fully convinced this girl just didn't want to fuck.
I've told her, its not really fair that i paid £100 and we're not even going to have sex. She suggested she would just give me a blowjob and that's all. I told her I'm not paying £100 for a OW blowjob.. "Okay so what do you want to say..?"
Can you do just OWO then? "impossible" - Can we try a different position? "impossible" - Okay can you at least give me half my money back then? "impossible" ...silence... "okay so what do you want to say?" she barks out again. At this point I'm convinced she just wants me to say, okay i guess i'll just leave then. She's already walking down the stairs leaving me sitting there looking like an idiot.
In the end i do leave but I'm clearly not happy about it. I'm not shouting or swearing or name calling, at the least I'm trying to politely reason with her that this isn't really fair, to pay £100 for a 5min BJ and nothing else..
As i'm getting ready to leave the house, she's fixated on watching my every move, tying my shoes. (something tells me this isn't her first "unhappy customer" and shes expecting something bad to happen. She sends me a message -
"And 500 to pay after you have problems with your guilt today
" - Whhhaaaatt???
I asked her what this means, she pretty much shrugged it off like she didn't know what i was talking about, then with a smile told me to go find out outside. Whatever.. i ignored her and left.
Walking back, I texted her to try and reason with her to see if i can get at least £50 or £25 back. Telling me that it's impossible, that it's my fault, I should of stayed for the BJ only (Looking back on it, i should of taken it. But the mood had completely gone and i wasn't interested anymore). I even offered to come back for 10-15mins just for the BJ. Again impossible, "I have a customer" (lie).
From here on it's basically a battle between me and her pimp.
I'm still in the area and texting her, hoping I can at least come back for a BJ. She hasn't blocked me, she's still replying, so its fair to say I'm not being a cunt about it, just trying to get my dick sucked.
I suggested again, just a 10min BJ as she originally suggested (I probably should of just given up, but I'm not happy with throwing £100 like that, seeing as I never go for punts that expensive).
This time I get a voice message from a dirty sounding sergei "just go away or there's going to be big trouble for you". ...I've had enough for getting shit punts/scammed and I'm not going to get threatened
I threaten to call the police, (At this point I see a police car in the area and I'm so tempted to go over (no idea what i'm going to say..). Instead i just send a photo of the police car) I threaten talk to the receptionist, anything to scare these MF's into giving me some of my money back.
He responded with something like.. "Hey piece didn't you understand that the money transfers to my account you're both ugly and you're simple in my account drummer. stop bothering the girl or i'll come fuck you" - You'll fuck me? No thanks. "2min, now will see" "you will be my sex toys", a first for me to have a pimp offering services, but i'm not interested. I'm egging him on to come outside and try something, at no point has anything he said scared me enough to run for it. Of course he never does come outside, just finally blocks me.
He did try to threaten me with a photo i'm assuming of himself, some big fat bold looking muppet. But it was so pixelated and deleted quickly I could barely see anything. Pity, wish i saved it and posted it here
Moral of the story. If it's too good to be true in my case, it usually is. Guess i'm just going to have to settle for the run down ugly girls, at least then I can assume they're too desperate to not fuck. Or earn enough money not to worry about a £100 loss.
She is very sexy, so do what will you with this one. Maybe you have a more comfortable dick than me. I however will never be returning.
What would you of done? Just walked away?
Called the bank? I did call as previously when I was scammed, I managed to get my money back. However I was waiting on the call for over an hour. Tempted to call back tomorrow.
I'm sure there are worse experiences had... only thing i can take away from this is experience
