Author Topic: Hannah Lush Escorts Birmingham B3 A girl from the valleys  (Read 2302 times)

Offline Imp8



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Saw Hannah for a 30 minute incall  @ £60. Location was  B3 Birmingham  Jewellery Quater.

As I'm writing this review I still don't know whether to give Hannah a low positive or a Neutral.


Booked up at 6.30PM. Really wanted to see The new girl Heidi,but Polska wouldn't let me book her til 6pm. Apparently it was her first day at work and ALOT of blokes wanted to see her. Didn't really want to risk it,so I took the safe option and saw Hannah.
I really wanted to go back to Massage Northampton and either see Sienna again or try another of their delectable assortment. The Football was on and I didn't fancy the 3Hr round trip,so Lush it was.
First impressions were  neither good nor bad.
She admitted she was 30 . She's from Wales but has been living in Birmingham for the last 2 years. She works for Lush three days a week.
Face was a 5,probably a 4 without the make up,Height was accurate at 5'2,she was petite.There wasn't any fat on her,body was a  size 8,tits were nice,B cup and natural,no sag to them and they were a decent handful, nearly as big as me own.


Services agreed,money sorted. I did ask for swollow,knowing that there wasn't much chance  [ I'm  a cheeky little cunt that way,you don't ask,you don't get ]
Hannah replied that she didn't do that service,but she would for me,I still had my misgivings,but I wasn't expecting it anyway.
OWO wasn't the best,but it'll do. Felt slightly better when I told her to grab my plums. Depth was about halfway,not much suction. RO was decent,Beautifully clean,shaved Snatch. Not much of a reaction from her as a gorged on her,slipped a digit in as well. 69 wasn't too bad either. Bagged up and into CG. Hannah was more enthusiastic at this,she was getting wet and rocking away nicely. FK was offered,but this was very light with not much tongue action. Had a decent suck of her tits whilst she was on top. Onto Mish,no problems here,full access granted. She was nice and wet and once again LFK was the order of the day. Pumped away and I got her to CIM whilst we were in Mish. Stupid cow nearly fucked up my punt,as I put it in her mouth,she just lay there. I had to tell her to suck it and Wank it to climax. I was waiting for her to swollow,and she pretended to,but she went to the bathroom to spit it out. Nice clean up afterwards.

A few positives and a few neutrals here. No real negatives.
She was reasonably enthusiastic and more importantly,she could take a decent pasting. No qualms about that. Hygiene was good and her body was decent.

Lush describe her as ' Submissive ' and I'd say that was bang on. Takes instructions well,but doesn't really use her own initiative. Not the smartest,so no political discussions. Does ask random questions,which I'm sure some will find off putting. I just ignored them,I think she took the hint.
One example being  ' Are you watching the football tonight  ' this was done whilst sucking my cock.
Not the best looking either,However that is subjective.

She says she's around til Christmas. I think she sneaks a Positive.I won't be visiting again.


Offline Straightsix

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I think its disgusting that these women stereotype us men asking stupid questions about football.
Thanks for sharing.  I can't believe how busy these guys get, yet to have my first lush experience.
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Offline Colston36

I think its disgusting that these women stereotype us men asking stupid questions about football.
Thanks for sharing.  I can't believe how busy these guys get, yet to have my first lush experience.

You go to a whore for intellectual chit-chat?

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Thanks for the review. It's not the most enthusiastic and I'm surprised about her supposed mediocre looks. Was her Welsh accent strong? Did you ask her to talk dirty in Welsh "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" :D

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You go to a whore for intellectual chit-chat?
Of course,  sometimes I get really lonely. 😫
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Saw Hannah for a 30 minute incall  @ £60. Location was  B3 Birmingham  Jewellery Quater.

Lush describe her as ' Submissive ' and I'd say that was bang on. Takes instructions well,but doesn't really use her own initiative. Not the smartest,so no political discussions. Does ask random questions,which I'm sure some will find off putting. I just ignored them,I think she took the hint.
One example being  ' Are you watching the football tonight  ' this was done whilst sucking my cock.

Talking with your mouth full ,surely a negative.

Offline Imp8

Thanks for the review. It's not the most enthusiastic and I'm surprised about her supposed mediocre looks. Was her Welsh accent strong? Did you ask her to talk dirty in Welsh "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" :D

Hi Chad.
Looks we're the best to be honest. Depends what you're expecting really. With the photos I thought she may have been a  6-7,so yeah,quite disappointed that she was a 4-5,especially taking into account her relatively young age.
God knows what she's going to look like at 45.
Welsh accent wasn't really that prominent. I couldn't nail it down until she said she was from Wales. Shes been living in Brum for a while,so that may have taken the edge off it.

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You go to a whore for intellectual chit-chat?

Hi Colston.
Don't go to SPs for intellectual conversation,but it does help if there's a level of intellect there. It helps the conversation flow a bit and it could make the difference between a good punt and a great punt.
I'm sure that Hannah was a nice lady,but you could tell that she didn't really have a lot to say.
Maybe it was just nerves   !!!!

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I don't know about lonely, she did seem to perk up after I handed her over the  Folding   !!!!!