External Link/Members OnlyAfter necessarily aborting from Mia in Enfield, due to red flags incl. bad comms, I was in need of a pick me up. It’d been a while since I’d had a good massage so figured I’d give Lilly and Luisa a try in Rainham.
I’d seen good reviews for both and had previously tried to fix a time to experience it myself but to no avail. This day was my lucky day and I’m actually grateful to Mia and/or her crap comms handler for giving me the opportunity.
CommsVery good on this day but I think Lilly handles the comms and is occasionally unable to answer/respond to texts. I was fortunate to get it all booked in by text within a handful of text exchanges over 15 mins or so. Postcode given and then when 10 mins away I was asked to call for final access arrangements. All smooth and reassuringly on time etc.
LocationBetween Dagenham and Rainham, down a small private road and easy (free) parking on-street nearby. Felt safe and easy to find when guided by Lilly. Quite discreet to access although I do wander whether one or two neighbours could be alert to the unusual volume of different male visitors that must go in and out.
VenueSmart house, very clean, tidy and looked after with furnishings etc. This is not a dodgy pit. All very re-assuring. Good room (lit well enough for me that afternoon) with choice of bed or table available to me. I opted for bed. Ensuite shower that all worked fine and similarly clean etc with fresh towel.
Luisa For some reason I thought I was going to see Lilly (it’s her gaff I think) and wouldn’t have known I wasn’t with Lilly until Luisa introduced herself after answering the door. The link on VS shows a photo of Lilly but despite trying I have been unable to find a photo of Luisa (and still can’t).
I’d read good things about both on UKP (thank you gentlemen) and to be honest my first impressions of whoever it was that was in front of me was “Yumm”.
Luisa’s very petite and I’m a real sucker for her type (short, tight-bodied, youthful, pretty faced and bouncy natured).
Perhaps 5ft nothing and probably not much more than 7st. No little belly or pouch like Zelda Thai sports. Very small natural pert breasts. Long brown hair. I’d say 20’s (looked early 20’s). Fit burd to me.

Luisa has very good english, although she originates from Romania. A credit to all Romania IMHO. I would describe her demeanour as cheeky and playful.

My subjective DJ rating for the package: 8.5/10, maybe even 9 because she smelled great.
ActionLuisa’s a proper sexy tease and knows it. After telling me the small-print - which I think must be standard for all first timers - ie. this is only massage and no sexual services (this is after I’d booked for body to body - 1hr @ £100) ... I got asked if I would “play” with her today. Well that, her looks and the quality venue meant I quickly upgraded to 90 mins for £160.
A quick shower, music on then onto the bed I go. Luisa got fully nude from the off. I don’t think I was covered by a towel or sheet but if I was it didn’t last long on me.

A reasonable body massage commenced but not really a connoisseur’s massage like the sort I’d received from Maria at Me and You Spa in Woodford.
However, it was the sexy chat and Luisa’s figure that I began enjoying. Luisa was good company and as the session got going I became less bothered about the quality of the massage and more desperate to “play” as she seemed to want. And play we did. Verbally and physically. Admittedly, she played with my body more than the other way round but I was happy with that.

There was all the usual teasing, strokes and swipes. After 15 minutes or so and a prelim getting to know each other chat, the massage became accompanied by increasingly flirty talk. It seemed to flow naturally between us, even though I’m sure she has the patter down to a tee.
I got great eye contact throughout and while there was no kissing, our mouths got closer than I’ve experienced with any other masseuse. YMMV but I was allowed touching all over after the turn which was maybe 40 mins in.

I then got a sensual (not professional) massage to my front while Luisa climbed over and around me. I lapped it up and was able to stroke her, including her breasts and pussy, although fingers inside were politely discouraged. She soon got onto stroking my Johnson and his balls. It was great and the eye contact/dirty talk intensified.
Maybe 45+ mins of the 90 was spent in this state of ecstasy until I realised time was ebbing awsy and I really needed to let go and give her my load. Luisa was perhaps not expecting me to last so long and that’s no reflection on her/her technique - I just enjoy controlling my own orgasms as much as I can some days and making the most of Luisa’s time.
Eventually the output became inevitable and after such a long sexy session it felt fantastic.

Smiles all round. A quick shower, pleasant hug and off I went a very happy man.
Overall ratingA solid 8.5 or 9/10 (less for the massage but more for everything else)
Will I repeatYes
