Erica - Central massage, Bristol

[victor989]

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When : May 2021


Where : Old Market street, Bristol


Cost    : £40/30min with a coupon


The meet

Money is tight at the moment, so I was looking for a budget punt. Central massage filled this need, although the rooms were tiny.
I last visited Central 4 years ago and the punt was mediocre. Parking was a nightmare then, so this time I walked 2 miles to the punt.

Erica is a tall English blonde with tattoos. She looks around 30 years old and dress size 10. She had a pleasant face, medium size tits
and a largish bum. She was neither thin or fat.

During the punt, she was chatty and bubbly and eager to please the punter. She kept asking if I liked her tits, liked her bum and blonde hair.
She moaned during the sex and said I had made her cum. Fake I know, but I liked it.

The massage itself was poor, but the oral was great, with good firmness whilst she was looking at my face all the time. I had to ask her to
ease of her teeth as it was getting borderline painful.

We did some foreplay with kissing of the face, neck and nipples (but not lips). Then onto fucking in missionary and doggy. Unfortunately, she
couldn't do prone-bone because she had a bad back. Still, at the end I left a very happy man.

This lack of prone-bone and a bell ringing in the room were my only small niggles. The bell meant we had 10min left to go, which made me feel rushed.

I have paid a lot more for 30min punts and they haven't been this good. £40/30min (with coupon) must be the best VFM punt in Bristol.
I would definitely see her again.     

   

[B4bcock]

Thanks for the review, victor.  Glad you enjoyed it and, as you say, it's got to be the cheapest 30 minute punt in Bristol.

When the refurb was under way they were advertising that there was going to be a gloryhole installed.  Does anyone know if that happened?

[victor989]

Hi B4bcock - I saw no glory holes, nor was it mentioned by Erica.

[Laur]

The oral was great, but painful and toothy?

[Quiet Man]

.....not more than a few steps from where I had my very first punt f@&*#%y years ago in Lawford Street 😳🤪

[Starship]

.....not more than a few steps from where I had my very first punt f@&*#%y years ago in Lawford Street 😳🤪

Was that near to the taxi cab office, was it called "Blondies"?

[Quiet Man]

Can,t remember too long ago but as you go up old market and turn left at the lights / one way system it was immediately on the left !

[victor989]

The oral was great, but painful and toothy?

It was becoming uncomfortable, so I asked her to ease off and she did.
It never progressed into pain. It wasn't a problem.

[victor989]

Was that near to the taxi cab office, was it called "Blondies"?

I remember going to Blondies about 10 years ago and found the front door locked. The front door was directly onto the pavement
with no porch making the punter look conspicuous. It was not discreet facing a busy road. It's been closed a long time.

[Gas74]

Used to use Blondies when it was open quite a bit. Cheap and cheerful. Must have been closed going on 10 years. Over riding memory is the dog you had to get past to get down to the room. Size of a small horse. Used that as an excuse to walk when didn't fancy the lady working a couple of times that I'm scared of canines.

[Dorsetpunter]

Blimey i paid more than that in 2006 when i lost my parlour cherry in Central, from memory it was £45 back then plus £20 for owo.

[victor989]

Over riding memory is the dog you had to get past to get down to the room. Size of a small horse.

  That would have ruined the punt for me.

[victor989]

Blimey i paid more than that in 2006 when i lost my parlour cherry in Central, from memory it was £45 back then plus £20 for owo.

The value of the coupon was £5. So without it, the cost of the punt would have been £45 (so no increase since 2006).
I was a little embarrassed to take a coupon to the punt as I didn't want to look like a cheapskate, but it was fine.
For that cheap price I was half expecting the WG's to be munters, but Erica was decent.   

[redveee]

Over riding memory is the dog.

The dog was an Alsatian and the owner had a Rolls Royce, local rumours say the owner got the nickname of Gravy Dave as he was caught being friendly with his dog. No truth has been proved of this rumour though, though he was called Dave.
One of my first punts was in Blondies and the over riding memory of the punt was Baywatch on the TV. The girl if you can call her that was twice my age and I was early 20's at the time but she was a decent shag for the price. Made several other visits over the years, usually after a Thursday night at Seymours.

[Bristolguy]

Certainly was a seedy spot 😂

[Starship]

I’d forgotten about the Alsatian at Blondies. When I first started to visit there regularly in the mid-2000’s, Thursday nights as a rule if memory serves me correctly, it had a strange layout where you went into a kind of porch area with a load of dusty old cactus plants on the side. There was a window that the girl would open and then direct you to the left, up a flight of stairs to a room that faced out into the road. I never remember it being as busy as the other parlours which suited me. I always saw the same chunky, youngish girl who was very friendly and always gave me a good time. It was about £50 I think, so a bit more expensive than Central Massage. Then it closed for a bit while the owner carried out building work. When I returned you no longer went upstairs, but he had dug a room in the basement which had pine effect on all of the walls. It was like being in inside a tree. The aforementioned girl didn’t seem to be working there anymore and the lady who I saw was as wooden as the surroundings so I don’t recall ever returning. Later it closed for good.

Yes it was a seedy spot, as was all of Old Market then. I liked it like that. I abhor all the artisan this and that bollocks along with the rabbit hutch apartments which are throttling the last vestiges of character out of the old place now.

[princerico]

Old Market has got a good mix of sleaze and up and coming. Central Massage a bit off putting as it's right by some busy places, used to go there often back in the day (nearly 20 years ago) & used to be a good mix of girls. Used to be very busy on a weekend, especially with the lap dance club up the road. I visited Blondies once and had a punt with a curvy blonde that was fine though the broken condom made things a bit scary for a bit...

Had a great punt once at a place a few doors from the sex shops, had a whole line up to choose from and ended up with a hot venezuelan. Famous days.

[victor989]

Old Market has got a good mix of sleaze and up and coming.

I agree it has the right amount of sleaze. Not too much and not too little. If it became too gentrified, then Central massage prices would probably rise.