Longtime punter although although haven’t punted since the pandemic started, mix of being pretty busy, moving home, and also didn’t want the hassle / risk… but things are open and having just moved east I thought I would try of the recommends in the area…. (Bear with me) All this happened on Saturday, had a heavier night Friday so wanted a nice relaxing massage Saturday and nice but of HE etc to end
Comms…Initially wanted to go and see much discussed Lola massage on Leyton High street. Had text - heard nothing. Called in the morning around 10am and spoke to her, pretty straightforward, she had a busy day but had availability around 1 o’clock to see me for half an hour. I got the address and made my way..
Was in text communication confirming my attendance however the traffic was nuts… I arrived a few mins after 1pm, went to the salon where she worked, they said she was not working. I text and called her and heard nothing. Pretty frustrating, I understand lateness isn’t great on my part, but also a message to would have been appreciated.
With already being in the area, I decided to opt for the less rated ‘Natural Health’. I called ahead, asked for Anna having read some ok reviews. She was not available and Moly was the only person available. So I went with her
Arrived there 10 mins later, as it is literally further down the road…
Venue…Typical East Asian massage shop, drab, dated, a little bit like the massage shop where time stands still.. Always friendly and welcoming though and despite it’s seedy underbelly it manages to still appear more like a proper massage place to the unknowing… I suppose because it probably is..
Parking wise it’s on the main road, loads of parking bays - I think they were residents only, apologies for not remembering. I left my car there without paying, played the odds of how long the road was, and I was only there a short time. Would have been very unlucky to get a ticket, and I did not.
The Lady - Molly - spoke very basic English, typical hyper asian lady buzzing around, getting you water, attending and making you feel comfortable. Can never fault the attitude of East Asian places like this. Weirdly she didn’t take my money, but was in the room as I got fully dressed…. Then asked for my money so I turned around naked and had to get it out my pants… didn’t bother me too much but the more shy amongst us, may have felt a little awkward.
Looks wise I’d say 5/10 - around mid 40s I would say
Body probably 6/10 - probs size 14ish, c-cup boobs probably
Wore an annoying top with tassles/ties than kept tickling me as she was massaging. Sounds like it might be ok, it was not. Just off putting more than anything.
However wore some nice lingerie. More this later.
The service 40 for 60 minutes. Got on the massage bed naked. The usual standard passable massage routine. Those annoying tassels getting in the fucking way and stopping me drifting off in anyway. One of those massages where they seem a little scattergun, jumping from limb to limb not reading your body in anyway of form. Kinda like your mates asian nan writing a novel by just hammering around on the keyboard. doing all the right actions, not in the right order. But if you read the transcripts you may get some scattered coherence. Not that much CC swipes despite trying to make noises, pelvic moves to try and entice. Just a little boring really. After the usual 40 mins or so you get the flip. By that point the little man is awake. she comments on the size and his attentiveness. I comment that she should maybe have a play, then we talk business…. She tries the upsell of B2b… fuck that. I ask her to just have a little play, and why not give him a little kiss…. She asks for 40, I said I only had an extra 30 with me… so we agree on HE with a little suck for 30. Seems a decent deal, however I forgot to add in the OWO clause… Fucking David Davis over here..
Either way, her OW was actually alright, she let my hands wander a little bit… as I wandered up her dress I found some pretty raunchy lingerie, black frilly stockings and knickers… hand went a wandering. She allowed some hand relief of my own… and finished up in the bag.
Rating - I suppose VFM cannot argue. Didn’t meet the heights of what I initially set out to get (Lora’s Chebs) however she gave me the best of her service. I have spent a lot of time at Maya in w6 and the service there is a lot more professional, structured and you get a lot more sensual climax. This felt a little big budget. But it certainly scratched an itch.
Maybe a positive for someone people, but in my opinion the service was a neutral.
Return? Very doubtful…. Will never make a point of it, but you never can say never.
n.b.
From someone else's review recently, it appears he say a 'Mandy' could be the same person, link is here...
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