Booked in to see this lass just before Christmas. Well known air bnb in Huddersfield. Now she’s let me down before but I’m swayed by previous comments “Did I mention her tits?” I arrived 10 mins earlier texted no reply. Phoned no reply. Waited 10 mins then drove off. 3 mins later I’m ready baby. Should have known better. Turned round phoned again. She’s waiting in the doorway. Looks like she’s wearing plastic Mac. With stockings and suspenders. Felt I had to go with it. Taken to apartment. By this time I realised she’s pissed. She uses a little girl lost voice. Comes straight in for dfk. Took the plastic mac off. Things are looking up. She had to go downstairs answer her phone. “Might be her daughter”. I took this chance to take a shower. Came out threw back the sheets massive I mean massive damp patch. That was pissed the bed territory. Thought fuck it. Got dressed. Went down stairs. She was polishing off the last dregs is a bottle of vodka. Now I’m not the best looking bloke in the world. But I scrub up ok and normally smell nice. I offered her £20 for her time. To her credit she refused and told me to fuck off
will I be back? Did I mention her tits?
No I won’t
Each to their own
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