Author Topic: Laura - Thai Massage Halifax  (Read 5136 times)


11 review(s) for Laura Thai Massage (7 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline smilealltheway

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I was back in Halifax and one of my clients let me down on the day so I had time to kill. Looked at punting budget and still had funds in there so fired off some texts must have been a busy day and then got desperate and fired a text to Laura and within 20 mins was walking into the building.

Parking wise as stated previously in my other review about Laura, plenty of parking but all pay and display, completely messed up and didn’t have change so risked it parked without parking.

Got in the building and walked into the room, I had already read some messages here and asked if there was other options available and if there was a chance of a duo, a big no was said however she did say there is a girl called Jessy that works with her I would have a loved to see her but there was some really weird smell coming in the building, she did say they were cooking but god knows what they were cooking smelt aweful.

Anyways onto the action paid £80 for 15 mins, ouch!!!

Light kissing and then onto OWO. Good technique but not too deep, at this moment even tho the door was closed the smell was really off putting, bent Laura over on with codom fucked her in doggy as hard and ad fast as I could, felt sap rising of with the condom straight into Laura mouth.

Cleaned up real quick and could not wait to get out of there. There was a smell last time but this time they are taking the piss

Never again I’m going back can’t believe after rating the last session as neutral I was stupid enough to go back, this will not happen again.

Marked down as negative as once again Laura did nothing for me I don’t find her attractive, booking was a last minute job, and that SMELL, wow it was bad, got home clothes straight into washing machine and showered to get rid of the smell, I would avoid
« Last Edit: June 02, 2021, 10:23:39 pm by smilealltheway »

Offline banshee121

Looks like this SP is now totally off the rails and one that everyone should avoid.

Offline muffin

Light kissing..that used to be lauras good point.

Offline smilealltheway

Last time kissing was fine but this time could not understand it, I mean I was clean I had showered up teeth’s were brushed and I don’t smoke, only think I could put it down to was that I was booked for 15 mins

Offline muffin

Cheers smiler..perhaps holding back because of bf..yet taking your dollop in her gob!!

Offline viper13

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I was back in Halifax and one of my clients let me down on the day so I had time to kill. Looked at punting budget and still had funds in there so fired off some texts must have been a busy day and then got desperate and fired a text to Laura and within 20 mins was walking into the building.

Parking wise as stated previously in my other review about Laura, plenty of parking but all pay and display, completely messed up and didn’t have change so risked it parked without parking.

Got in the building and walked into the room, I had already read some messages here and asked if there was other options available and if there was a chance of a duo, a big no was said however she did say there is a girl called Jessy that works with her I would have a loved to see her but there was some really weird smell coming in the building, she did say they were cooking but god knows what they were cooking smelt aweful.

Anyways onto the action paid £80 for 15 mins, ouch!!!

Light kissing and then onto OWO. Good technique but not too deep, at this moment even tho the door was closed the smell was really off putting, bent Laura over on with codom fucked her in doggy as hard and ad fast as I could, felt sap rising of with the condom straight into Laura mouth.

Cleaned up real quick and could not wait to get out of there. There was a smell last time but this time they are taking the piss

Never again I’m going back can’t believe after rating the last session as neutral I was stupid enough to go back, this will not happen again.

Marked down as negative as once again Laura did nothing for me I don’t find her attractive, booking was a last minute job, and that SMELL, wow it was bad, got home clothes straight into washing machine and showered to get rid of the smell, I would avoid

Fucking hell that's steep  :scare:

That's two reports I can recall that says there was an off putting smell in the house.  Must say when I've been there were evidence that someone was cooking but the smell was quite pleasant, sound like someone else has been given the cooking duties :lol:

Must say her kissing was full on and one of the best from my experience, but 15 mins isn't long so maybe that had something to do with it  :unknown:

Well it's nice to see that OPs are reviewing this one, my experience was always a POS but it just goes to show as we say YMMV, and of course looks are always subjective.

What was the reason you didn't see Jessy?  :unknown:

Sounds like her services have gone down the drain.  Laura is her own worst enemy, she blocks clients for the simplest of things with no explanation.

For a 40+ year old she is very childish and immature for her age

It certainly sounds like her services have gone down the drain  :wackogirl:  :thumbsdown:

Offline muffin

Anyone seen laura or jessy recently? Gone quiet

Offline Jonte55

Hi smile
Her profile says no sex. Do you have a secret password to get fs?

Offline Robyorks1981

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Hi smile
Her profile says no sex. Do you have a secret password to get fs?

Like most thais, waving a wad of 20’s in front of her wil probably do the trick
Banned reason: No reply to why no reviews for 3 years.
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Offline smilealltheway

Hi smile
Her profile says no sex. Do you have a secret password to get fs?
No secret password just agree the services beforehand

Offline Itzmurph

For all it’s worth (it isn’t really but just out of interest) I’ve a pretty good idea what the smell “might” be. Some Thais I know socially have recently been getting hold of a notorious fruit called durian. The smell is “interesting”.
Possibly more likely though some Thais use an ingredient which is fermented shrimp. I’ve been in ones house when they opened a jar and the smell of rotten fish and ammonia is like a kick in the face. It will stick to your clothes haha

Offline Liketolick

Did you get a ticket? :unknown: :thumbsup:[quote  :vomit:author=smilealltheway link=topic=310076.msg3243511#msg3243511 date=1622668937]
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I was back in Halifax and one of my clients let me down on the day so I had time to kill. Looked at punting budget and still had funds in there so fired off some texts must have been a busy day and then got desperate and fired a text to Laura and within 20 mins was walking into the building.

Parking wise as stated previously in my other review about Laura, plenty of parking but all pay and display, completely messed up and didn’t have change so risked it parked without parking.

Got in the building and walked into the room, I had already read some messages here and asked if there was other options available and if there was a chance of a duo, a big no was said however she did say there is a girl called Jessy that works with her I would have a loved to see her but there was some really weird smell coming in the building, she did say they were cooking but god knows what they were cooking smelt aweful.

Anyways onto the action paid £80 for 15 mins, ouch!!!

Light kissing and then onto OWO. Good technique but not too deep, at this moment even tho the door was closed the smell was really off putting, bent Laura over on with codom fucked her in doggy as hard and ad fast as I could, felt sap rising of with the condom straight into Laura mouth.

Cleaned up real quick and could not wait to get out of there. There was a smell last time but this time they are taking the piss

Never again I’m going back can’t believe after rating the last session as neutral I was stupid enough to go back, this will not happen again.

Marked down as negative as once again Laura did nothing for me I don’t find her attractive, booking was a last minute job, and that SMELL, wow it was bad, got home clothes straight into washing machine and showered to get rid of the smell, I would avoid
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Offline Rajaclub

Doesn’t see Asians now according to her profile

Offline muffin

Think it depends how much money you throw at her!!