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After seeing a couple of neutral reviews, and one positive, plus the Aw reviews and the pictures, I decided to give this sp a go.
Called in advance and talked about what I was looking for and everything was agreed and Amy sounded really up for it. We discussed what she wasn't into and didn't fancy, and she even said if something she didn't do was a deal breaker, then she would be open to discussing and giving a go (I mentioned rimming). OK I thought, she sounds accommodating and we've agreed services so there's going to be no surprises.
Day of the meeting arrives and I'm calling and she doesn't answer. OK well it's half an hour till the appointment so I can keep trying. Eventually she answers, and sounds half asleep. Hi did you forget our appointment? No no I'm already for you now-OK, brill I think. Double checked the services and all confirmed.
Get there and it looks like one of those council old peoples blocks of flats. she opens the dooramd is in her 60's easily. Now the place was tidy enough so I have no comments on that. Amy herself, has seen better years however. I couldn't quite tell but she seemed to have missing teeth, but it was dark and maybe it's the way she talks.
So we had agreed DT (oh I love that, I'm really good at taking it deep in my throat and holding it), anal play on her (wear a condom on your finger and go for it!), and multiple cum (you can cum as much as you want, and I'm going enjoy to making you)
Onto the event.
Start with some kissing (I love to kiss during an appointment, so you'd better be good). This stops after ten seconds as apparently my beard is too long - I am clean shaven. OK, how about we crack on with the dt? Only if you're trim down there (what??)
Rubber on via her mouth as expected, then the most half arsed blow job I've ever had for about 30 secs - my mouth hurts, do you want to fuck.
No I don't want to fuck, I want the dt you promised.
Back to the OW. More stopping to ask if I want to fuck, and never getting into a rhythm.
I ask for anal play, as promised. Ten seconds of that before she complains its hurting her - now I'm very careful with this side of things, and had only the tip of a finger in at the time. I'm not saying it didn't hurt, it may well have and of course if that was the case any of us would stop, but she's told me she's really into this and so I suspect it was another ploy to get me out.
More asking if I want to fuck, and by now I was so frustrated I said OK, just so I could get something out of the meeting that actually felt good. You know, the reason I handed over eighty fucking sovs.
So she bends over. I start to pump and she complains I'm too big (no I'm really not), OK I'll slow down (and ill stress that I wasn't going hard by any means) carry on at a snails pace and still the complaints. Oh and also asked if I'd cum after a minute of this.
OK, well how about you on top? No, I don't so that.
OK, how about mish? No I don't do that.
Fine then, I'll just have a half arsed fuck and doodle along like an old fuck on the m11 shall I.
Eventually after some very deep diving into the wank bank, I manage for shoot my load in the sack. Thank fuck.
Oh there's a lot there she says. Well yes, as I'd been saving it up for this brilliant punt you'd promised me.
And no word of a lie, as SOON as the rubber was off, she grabbed another and asked if I was ready to fuck her again!!
I said - look, this isn't working so I'm going to leave.
She then agrees and says - I'm sorry it wasn't a fantastic experience
Sorry? Not sorry enough to give me some cash back though.
Pros
Easy to find.
She's clearly aware of the shite service
Coms
See above.
