Marinn - a goddess you need to visit - Kensington High Street

[Freudchloe]

If I could give double positives, I would use them all on this girl. I'll be brief cause you dear reader, NEED to see her:

Comms
Clear, through Diva, no shenanigans.

Place
On the high street - Kensington - not too discrete but nobody would notice you are going for a punt. You might as well just be waiting to cross the street or buy something at the next door shop.
Top floor, nice flat, fit for purpose. Nice cosy shower. She'll offer you water. It feels safe and cosy.

The punt
I was received by a tall, blonde goddess. She's super model material. The only thing I could say that is a con, is her skin: could look healthier. But hey ho, she wears make up and she's close to being perfect.
Small soft boobs, big nipples that you can suck on and play with.
Great legs, she's flexible so an extra turn on is looking at those legs spread, going high at the level of her head. Nice painted toe nails, super feminine.
She was wearing a baby doll that I took of her to reveal the most beautiful hourglass shape. Her waist is tiny, but her hips are generous. A flat abdomen you cant stop kissing. A perfumed neck that leads you to a pair of full lips you bite and taste whilst playing with her tongue.
First round, no lube, I went down on her and then took her mish, cowgirl and sideways.
A bit of a chat, she does try to improve her English and she's bubbly and makes you feel welcome.
Second round after a quick rinse, prone bone kissing her back and grabbing her long blonde hair.
Went out thinking it's been a great day and I gotta come back

Do yourselves a favour and go see her.

250 is totally worth her company for an hour. Stay for longer, the spark in her eyes and her smile will make you fall for her for as long as you want to be there.
Enjoy gents.

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[ID98765]

If I could give double positives, I would use them all on this girl. I'll be brief cause you dear reader, NEED to see her:

Comms
Clear, through Diva, no shenanigans.

Place
On the high street - Kensington - not too discrete but nobody would notice you are going for a punt. You might as well just be waiting to cross the street or buy something at the next door shop.
Top floor, nice flat, fit for purpose. Nice cosy shower. She'll offer you water. It feels safe and cosy.

The punt
I was received by a tall, blonde goddess. She's super model material. The only thing I could say that is a con, is her skin: could look healthier. But hey ho, she wears make up and she's close to being perfect.
Small soft boobs, big nipples that you can suck on and play with.
Great legs, she's flexible so an extra turn on is looking at those legs spread, going high at the level of her head. Nice painted toe nails, super feminine.
She was wearing a baby doll that I took of her to reveal the most beautiful hourglass shape. Her waist is tiny, but her hips are generous. A flat abdomen you cant stop kissing. A perfumed neck that leads you to a pair of full lips you bite and taste whilst playing with her tongue.
First round, no lube, I went down on her and then took her mish, cowgirl and sideways.
A bit of a chat, she does try to improve her English and she's bubbly and makes you feel welcome.
Second round after a quick rinse, prone bone kissing her back and grabbing her long blonde hair.
Went out thinking it's been a great day and I gotta come back

Do yourselves a favour and go see her.

250 is totally worth her company for an hour. Stay for longer, the spark in her eyes and her smile will make you fall for her for as long as you want to be there.
Enjoy gents.

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Reads suspiciously like a tout?

[A Decent Fist]

Bit gushing, but you obviously had a good time, so thanks.

She has French Kissing and Deep French Kissing on her Diva profile but you don't mention the subject. I'd be interested to know if it's available.

[Payyourwaymate]

Hi there, from your review I can only see you are justifying to see her based on her looks, the "Spark in her eyes and her smile". My good sir....what sort of intel is this?

Your review is not convincing. There have been no detailed description of her skills. This review sounds like you were just happy to be in her presence. A Goddess we need to see? We would be doing ourselves a favour if we see her even though from your review we have nothing to go by in terms of her sexual prowess apart from you being a star struck worshipper?

I can see your other reviews are not quite like this so why are you touting this particular WG?

[JackSaint]

Hi there, from your review I can only see you are justifying to see her based on her looks, the "Spark in her eyes and her smile". My good sir....what sort of intel is this?

Your review is not convincing. There have been no detailed description of her skills. This review sounds like you were just happy to be in her presence. A Goddess we need to see? We would be doing ourselves a favour if we see her even though from your review we have nothing to go by in terms of her sexual prowess apart from you being a star struck worshipper?

I can see your other reviews are not quite like this so why are you touting this particular WG?

She's a honey for sure https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=267382.msg2730797#msg2730797 the OP obviously fell in love!

[puntingking]

If I could give double positives, I would use them all on this girl. I'll be brief cause you dear reader, NEED to see her:

Comms
Clear, through Diva, no shenanigans.

Place
On the high street - Kensington - not too discrete but nobody would notice you are going for a punt. You might as well just be waiting to cross the street or buy something at the next door shop.
Top floor, nice flat, fit for purpose. Nice cosy shower. She'll offer you water. It feels safe and cosy.

The punt
I was received by a tall, blonde goddess. She's super model material. The only thing I could say that is a con, is her skin: could look healthier. But hey ho, she wears make up and she's close to being perfect.
Small soft boobs, big nipples that you can suck on and play with.
Great legs, she's flexible so an extra turn on is looking at those legs spread, going high at the level of her head. Nice painted toe nails, super feminine.
She was wearing a baby doll that I took of her to reveal the most beautiful hourglass shape. Her waist is tiny, but her hips are generous. A flat abdomen you cant stop kissing. A perfumed neck that leads you to a pair of full lips you bite and taste whilst playing with her tongue.
First round, no lube, I went down on her and then took her mish, cowgirl and sideways.
A bit of a chat, she does try to improve her English and she's bubbly and makes you feel welcome.
Second round after a quick rinse, prone bone kissing her back and grabbing her long blonde hair.
Went out thinking it's been a great day and I gotta come back

Do yourselves a favour and go see her.

250 is totally worth her company for an hour. Stay for longer, the spark in her eyes and her smile will make you fall for her for as long as you want to be there.
Enjoy gents.

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This review is typed up more not as a review from a genuine punter but as a manager of a Escort agency encouraging new customers to pay for their services.
You could be genuine and I am not one to assume and neither can I judge nor can I have the authority to make judgement as I am not a moderator of this site but considering the last two positive reviews you made to UKPunting are both from the same Escort agency one does have to wonder your motives. The other review you made came the same month as the other positive review you made and that review was a negative.

With a comment like - "do yourself a favour and go see her" sounds like a slogan from a advert campaign and not from a legit reviewer.

I would not be a pessimist about you if you have written more reviews or if you have written this review in a different way. Although I still don't disbelief your motives and until the moderators on this have the final say I will take your word for it.

[a_test_person]

OP has 3 reviews.

2x Positives both for girls from the same agency, no info in reviews.

1x Negative almost zero content review which he ends by saying "I wish I'd just gone to diva"

Pull the other one mate!

[Payyourwaymate]

She's a honey for sure https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=267382.msg2730797#msg2730797 the OP obviously fell in love!

Maybe so, but OP seems to be either pussy whipped or a tout. Neither one is helpful to us fellow members. I don't know who would go and see this WG solely off OPs review. There is no detail at all in terms of how she performed, there is more effort the express the need that we will have a good time and must see her without actually saying what sort of good time he had as evidence that we can make an informed judgement off.

It's like trying to make a shit hard sale. Like "Hey, just buy this. I know you don't know what the product features are and how it performs but don't worry trust me you will be happy.... the product is simply amazing! You need to buy it! You will not regret! You will be missing out if you don't buy it!" Would you buy the product from such a shit salesman or tell him to fuck off with his shitty promotion?   

[The Night King]

OP has 3 reviews.

2 rapturous Diva reviews.

1 brief negative indie review where he says: "Prefer to stay with the Russian goddesses from diva tbh."

 



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[Momodan38]

OP has 3 reviews.

2 rapturous Diva reviews.

1 brief negative indie review where he says: "Prefer to stay with the Russian goddesses from diva tbh."

 



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Still I have a feeling he’s pussy whipped. Just something about the wording he uses. I may be wrong, for the OP’s sake hope I’m right. If I am right I hope the OP gets help!

[ID98765]

Maybe so, but OP seems to be either pussy whipped or a tout. Neither one is helpful to us fellow members. I don't know who would go and see this WG solely off OPs review. There is no detail at all in terms of how she performed, there is more effort the express the need that we will have a good time and must see her without actually saying what sort of good time he had as evidence that we can make an informed judgement off.

It's like trying to make a shit hard sale. Like "Hey, just buy this. I know you don't know what the product features are and how it performs but don't worry trust me you will be happy.... the product is simply amazing! You need to buy it! You will not regret! You will be missing out if you don't buy it!" Would you buy the product from such a shit salesman or tell him to fuck off with his shitty promotion?

It seems like its a tout.  Some of the language like "you need to see her".  I mean who says that?

If you read it with a woman's voice in your head it reads perfectly.

[puntingking]

If I could give double positives, I would use them all on this girl. I'll be brief cause you dear reader, NEED to see her:

Comms
Clear, through Diva, no shenanigans.

Place
On the high street - Kensington - not too discrete but nobody would notice you are going for a punt. You might as well just be waiting to cross the street or buy something at the next door shop.
Top floor, nice flat, fit for purpose. Nice cosy shower. She'll offer you water. It feels safe and cosy.

The punt
I was received by a tall, blonde goddess. She's super model material. The only thing I could say that is a con, is her skin: could look healthier. But hey ho, she wears make up and she's close to being perfect.
Small soft boobs, big nipples that you can suck on and play with.
Great legs, she's flexible so an extra turn on is looking at those legs spread, going high at the level of her head. Nice painted toe nails, super feminine.
She was wearing a baby doll that I took of her to reveal the most beautiful hourglass shape. Her waist is tiny, but her hips are generous. A flat abdomen you cant stop kissing. A perfumed neck that leads you to a pair of full lips you bite and taste whilst playing with her tongue.
First round, no lube, I went down on her and then took her mish, cowgirl and sideways.
A bit of a chat, she does try to improve her English and she's bubbly and makes you feel welcome.
Second round after a quick rinse, prone bone kissing her back and grabbing her long blonde hair.
Went out thinking it's been a great day and I gotta come back

Do yourselves a favour and go see her.

250 is totally worth her company for an hour. Stay for longer, the spark in her eyes and her smile will make you fall for her for as long as you want to be there.
Enjoy gents.

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This bit went right over my head 
"if I could give double positives" it's like somehow the girl he is reviewing would feel appreciated in some way or he would get brownie points from the girl. As if we would care. Positive is positive.

Then he goes we need to see her like my life depends on it. Actually no I don't. There are loads of wgs about  even with the Covid pandemic effecting sex work. I think I could take or leave this one. No offence to this girl.

[lillythesavage]

Seems HOD are at it too, reading the latest review. Fewer working in London, no tourists, stupid traffic management, high road and parking charges, and lots avoiding public transport. Central venues must be struggling for foot fall.

[puntingking]

It seems like its a tout.  Some of the language like "you need to see her".  I mean who says that?

If you read it with a woman's voice in your head it reads perfectly.

I read it in my head with a woman's voice and for some reason now I want to see her 

[ID98765]

Seems HOD are at it too, reading the latest review. Fewer working in London, no tourists, stupid traffic management, high road and parking charges, and lots avoiding public transport. Central venues must be struggling for foot fall.

Nail. On. Head.

[Punterperson1971]

If I could give double positives, I would use them all on this girl. I'll be brief cause you dear reader, NEED to see her:

This above is what would put me off,  anyone who types this at the start of a review especially because he’s had so few so far I’d be suspicious

[Lakislakis]

I did call the said agency trying to see her recently,around 13:00,  but she would not start before 16:00. If they struggling for traffick, why would they not become available earlier - I just wonder.

[golden bull]

Review does sound touty but either way she’s been on my list because she looks damn good and on the back of jC’s encounter with her.

Will report if I take the plunge.

[smellychip]

LOL @ the comments here. A gushing, starstruck review with none of the details people would really care about 

[Freudchloe]

well... yeah diva is good. if u use iPhone and it serves u well, what's the problem. in any case guys if u dont want to see her dont. I really liked her. guess what.. the point of individual reviews is to share our individual views about our experiences, right?
if u disagree, I couldn't care less 

[Freudchloe]

sorry if u think its suspicious. if u dont want to see the girl go see another one and use another agency if u dont like the one named. I encourage u to do it. go on then

[Steely Dan]

Bullshit

They can't even do fake reviews properly.  I think perhaps they read the wiki page on how NOT to write a review and thought it was a How To guide.  Objectively and neutrally she is a goddess? Who is she, one of the butch greek ones who wont fuck perhaps?

[massagepuntingfan]

About as fluffy a review I can remember on here in a long time. It reads like a review on an agency site. OP might be worth reading site rules about how to post a review.
JS concurs that she’s a good a SP so I’m inclined to give OP benefit of doubt.

[massagepuntingfan]

sorry if u think its suspicious. if u dont want to see the girl go see another one and use another agency if u dont like the one named. I encourage u to do it. go on then

Shocking grammar and sentence structure OP. Try not to bite at members. You fell into many a trap by posting a, quite frankly shite review. Members will always be quick to pick reviews apart, it’s just the way this site works. Read this link and try and learn from this thread.
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[Punterperson1971]

sorry if u think its suspicious. if u dont want to see the girl go see another one and use another agency if u dont like the one named. I encourage u to do it. go on then

Strange choice of name btw freud Chloe ????

[Punterperson1971]

Strange choice of name btw Freud  Chloe ????

A Woman’s name in there

[Fuzzyduck]

If I could give double positives...

You lost me there.

Piss off.

[Jeffe]

well... yeah diva is good. if u use iPhone and it serves u well, what's the problem. in any case guys if u dont want to see her dont. I really liked her. guess what.. the point of individual reviews is to share our individual views about our experiences, right?
if u disagree, I couldn't care less 

Maybe his game is actually touting iPhones 

[massagepuntingfan]

Looking at the OP's 3 reviews they are structured and written in completely different ways - almost like they've been written by three different people.

[Punterperson1971]

Looking at the OP's 3 reviews they are structured and written in completely different ways - almost like they've been written by three different people.

Maybe diva staff??

[Punterperson1971]

Looking at the OP's 3 reviews they are structured and written in completely different ways - almost like they've been written by three different people.

In this review he encourages punters to stay longer so he sounds definitely like the pimp/owner of an escort agency

[The Night King]

Guessing this account is a shared login for Sergei's marketing department and different staff chip in at different times. Hence the different writing styles 

@admin is the IP address in Moscow or South Ken? Or both 

[massagepuntingfan]

In this review he encourages punters to stay longer so he sounds definitely like the pimp/owner of an escort agency

Agreed. In his negative review he/she/sergei clearly touts diva agency.

[pa5151]

Fakest review ever.

[Ivor Hunch]

"Dear readers", I think you are being very harsh on the original prossie  sorry, punter.  You NEED to be take more time to appreciate the review.

I was going to do a piss take of the whole thing, but frankly, i have better things to do!

[LLPunting]

well... yeah diva is good. if u use iPhone and it serves u well, what's the problem. in any case guys if u dont want to see her dont. I really liked her. guess what.. the point of individual reviews is to share our individual views about our experiences, right?
if u disagree, I couldn't care less 

You clearly have "feelings" and "experiences" mixed up in meaning and recounting.

[ID98765]

"Dear readers", I think you are being very harsh on the original prossie  sorry, punter.  You NEED to be take more time to appreciate the review.

I was going to do a piss take of the whole thing, but frankly, i have better things to do!

You have to give the lady who wrote this credit for trying.  She tried to make this authentic by including the word "shenanigans" in her review.  10/10 for joke value.

[pa5151]

You have to give the lady who wrote this credit for trying.  She tried to make this authentic by including the word "shenanigans" in her review.  10/10 for joke value.

No guy would be mentioning painted toe nails. 

[ID98765]

No guy would be mentioning painted toe nails. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh thats finally killed me. 

I'm officially dead from this review.

[A Decent Fist]

You'd think they'd have the wit to find someone like this guy, a Cambridge professor who used to get freebies in return for write-ups on that old escort review site that I don't believe we can mention:

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Damn, I've probably given them ideas now...