Author Topic: Me and You, Woodford  (Read 1819 times)

Offline Boss_Grinz

Comms Made the call to ask if they were open at 9.10pm after my appointment yesterday was cancelled and wanted to not waste my free weekend. They said closing soon get here soon arrived at 9.23pm

Location Hermon Hill, Woodford, Mon to Fri parking restriction till 6.30 pm limited pay and display bays. As it was today Saturday no parking issues.

Price £80

After reading yesterdays review I was a bit worried that this place may have lost their touch as they have been known to provide an exceptional massage.
On arrival was shown into the room by an older lady and my heart jumped with the thought of going to walk but she said Diane will join you soon paid her and she said its £120 for body to body if you want I declined.

Diane is a tall young Rom girl and the massage was very sensual plenty CC swipes and occasional balls massaging.
Me and You have not lost their touch the massage is and was perfect other than her making continues noises from her mouth as if she was enjoying sex not of putting but can be a tad to much on the turn she was lightly breathing and blowing in to my ear felt nice light licking of the ear and massaging little boss to awake and then massaging my chest felt very sensual with slight nipple squeeze and then the HE was top notch. 10.20 pm finish and showered and was shown out with a kiss to the cheek and see you again soon.

Despite the price gone up from £60 to £80 the service is still perfect



Offline puntingking

Glad you had a nice time. Thanks for turning your massage experience into a review.  :hi:

Offline PeterJ


Despite the price gone up from £60 to £80 the service is still perfect

It’s been £80 for an hour since last summer at least, so it’s not a recent price change. I reckon for the quality of the massage it’s well worth it.

Never had a massage from Diana, it’s been Ella for me. Might have to ask if she’s available next time.

Offline DocJohnson

Thanks for the review OP. Glad you had a good experience.

I’ve been to this venue a few times in recent years and think I had Diane on one occasion. She was a tall dark haired but really quite skinny type. Originally I thought she said her name was Dana though but I may have misheard  :unknown: . Anyway, she was good but I felt like it was a bit mechanical at times despite the massage being very good.

I found Maria in the same establishment to be a very talented masseuse when I went last year. Slightly older (early 30’s or v late 20’z maybe). Fullish size 10 figure, dark hair, and not overly tall (under 5ft 6). Cute and sexy, especially when naked.

I let my senses get the better of me on one occasion when I was feeling flush and got “upsold” to B2B with her for £120.  :wacko: A lot of money but the B2B and massage skills were second to none - an art form if you ask me. Despite the quality, I’m somewhat embarrassed to say I had to go back for a 90 minute B2B and edging session with her. Ridiculous price at £180 but the experience was top notch for a massage fan like me. I’ve only done that once though because of the price.

Review of my 60min (he massage only) experience with Maria here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=291947.0

I keep thinking of the M&S ad when I see reviews of this place. This isn’t any ordinary old rub n tug, this is an M&S rub n tug  :lol:
« Last Edit: April 25, 2021, 09:31:03 am by DocJohnson »

Offline Boss_Grinz

Thanks for the review OP. Glad you had a good experience.

I’ve been to this venue a few times in recent years and think I had Diane on one occasion. She was a tall dark haired but really quite skinny type. Originally I thought she said her name was Dana though but I may have misheard  :unknown: . Anyway, she was good but I felt like it was a bit mechanical at times despite the massage being very good.

I found Maria in the same establishment to be a very talented masseuse when I went last year. Slightly older (early 30’s or v late 20’z maybe). Fullish size 10 figure, dark hair, and not overly tall (under 5ft 6). Cute and sexy, especially when naked.

I let my senses get the better of me on one occasion when I was feeling flush and got “upsold” to B2B with her for £120.  :wacko: A lot of money but the B2B and massage skills were second to none - an art form if you ask me. Despite the quality, I’m somewhat embarrassed to say I had to go back for a 90 minute B2B and edging session with her. Ridiculous price at £180 but the experience was top notch for a massage fan like me. I’ve only done that once though because of the price.

Review of my 60min (he massage only) experience with Maria here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=291947.0

I keep thinking of the M&S ad when I see reviews of this place. This isn’t any ordinary old rub n tug, this is an M&S rub n tug  :lol:
A proper body to body is very erotic and sensual not just a rub over the ending is from the the the body is used to make you climax which feels like penetration but is not, so for me body to body and Me and You would be a waste of the extra money spent unless your saying they can provide a 90% proper body to body

Offline DocJohnson

A proper body to body is very erotic and sensual not just a rub over the ending is from the the the body is used to make you climax which feels like penetration but is not, so for me body to body and Me and You would be a waste of the extra money spent unless your saying they can provide a 90% proper body to body
Maria had all the tricks during my B2B sessions with her. Proper B2B. A lot of practise and training (and also strength/balance) was evident.  I have not received the same standard from anyone else in various parlours - or at this one.

I have just remembered a different younger model here riding me all over for 90 mins on an occasion Maria wasn’t available. I had forgotten about it till now as it was nowhere near as good a session. She used her vag to iron out my knots though (from head to toe) so I felt it had its own value - just not the same art form as practised by Maria.

Hope this helps. :hi:
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Offline Boss_Grinz

Maria had all the tricks during my B2B sessions with her. Proper B2B. A lot of practise and training (and also strength/balance) was evident.  I have not received the same standard from anyone else in various parlours - or at this one.

I have just remembered a different younger model here riding me all over for 90 mins on an occasion Maria wasn’t available. I had forgotten about it till now as it was nowhere near as good a session. She used her vag to iron out my knots though (from head to toe) so I felt it had its own value - just not the same art form as practised by Maria.

Hope this helps. :hi:

I seem to not understand this used her Vag to iron out the knots I must say she has a very strong Vag in that case to massage the knots

Well I am glad its to your liking but each to their own opinions of body to body :dance: